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submitted by Sang on 09.29.2008

The Geography of a Woman

Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas.

Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan. Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries with cash or cars.

Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.

Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina. She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away.

Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future (a bit like Tony Blair, maybe Blair’s a women really).

After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

The Geography of a Man:

Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Zimbabwe - ruled by a dick.


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submitted by Sang on 08.1.2008

This may sound weird, but a group who invented these DVDs think that they’ll actually be useful to the anti-socials of the anti-socials in Japan.

In the DVDs, a girl will stare back at you for an extended period of time, expressionless and periodically blinking. The women also range from foreign women, young girls, and older women to give the viewer experience in handling long, uncomfortable silences with those of different races and ages.

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submitted by Sang on 06.12.2008

In 50/60 years from now, do you see yourself using Facebook?

If so, here’s how a visit to Facebook with a friend might go.

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submitted by Sang on 04.29.2008

I may be wrong, but I think this is a banned cellphone commercial for phone company in Finland called TeliaSonera.

If any of you guys end up trying this, be sure to send in the video. Sharing is caring.

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submitted by Sang on 03.3.2008

woman takes down 2 guys self defenseThis is a self defense video for women in 1937.

If you wanna see a woman take down 2 guys over and over again or if you wanna learn a bit of self defense, check this out.

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submitted by Sang on 02.26.2008

If anyone knows where this video is from, please post in the comments.

world's sexiest assFrom what I can figure out, it’s some television program that judges several women on their giftedness.

The down side is that there’s no sound.

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submitted by Sang on 02.20.2008

online dating rejection onion news networkGone are the days where you have to go to bars and dates for rejection.

Here are the days where the process is streamlined online.

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submitted by Sang on 01.28.2008

japanese supa poolBased solely on the image on the left, you wouldn’t think that this is a Japanese commercial for a water amusement park (I think it is).

Why can’t White Water commercials be this interesting?

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submitted by Sang on 01.27.2008

benny hill's angelsI really have no other background information on this video other than it’s a bunch of women called “Benny Hill’s Angels.”

But hey, I’m not complaining.

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