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submitted by Sang on 11.18.2008

So you wanna learn how to piss off a cop, huh?

Just do what this guy did next time you have to take a sobriety test.

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submitted by Sang on 09.21.2008

These are reputedly real answers to questions on science tests.

When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.

Water is composed of two gins, oxygin and hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.

Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found in a free state.

When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire.

Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes, and caterpillars.

Before giving a blood transfusion, find out if the blood is affirmative or negative.

The moon is a planet just like the Earth, only it is even deader.

The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.

A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is.

For fainting: Rub the person’s chest, or, if it’s a lady, rub her arm above the hand. Or put her head between the knees of the nearest medical doctor.

Equator: a menagerie lion running around Earth through Africa.

Rhubarb: a kind of celery gone bloodshot.

The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been taken out and the outsides have been taken off. The purpose of the skeleton is so that there is something to hitch the meat to.

To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose.

The body consists of three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain. The borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowels, of which there are five - A, E, I, O, and U.


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submitted by Sang on 05.20.2008

When you’re buying a bed, you’re actually buying something that’s going to provide comfort and warmth for the next 5-10 years, so it’s important that you really test it out before deciding which one to buy.

Here are some techniques that you can employ so that you know you’re getting a good deal.

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submitted by Sang on 04.30.2008

This video shows just how badly the Chinese needs to improve their crash testing system for their cars.

Watch as a truck test crashes against a wall.

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submitted by Sang on 04.30.2008

There’s actually a video that’s pretty similar to this one that asks you to count many times a ball is passed. What you don’t see is that a bear (or something similar) walks across the screen). I couldn’t find the video that I was talking about, but this is the closest one that I found.

I like the awareness test in this post a lot better though. It asks you to count how many times the yellow gum is passed around. The surprising thing is that I couldn’t see a bear the first time around, even though I knew what to look for!

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submitted by Sang on 03.11.2008

extras racism testDo you think you’re a racist?

As you’re watching this video, see if you can pass Ricky Gervais’s racism test in the TV show Extras.

So… are you a racist?

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submitted by Sang on 01.17.2008

door testHere’s a fun little test that you (guys) can test on your date.

It’s called “The Door Test.” Basically, when you come to pick up your date, lock the doors, get out, open the door for your date and walk around to the driver side. If she unlocks your door, then she’s a keeper. Otherwise, she’s too selfish to be with, and you should dump her right away.

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submitted by Sang on 12.14.2007

how to cheat and not get caughtForget looking over someone’s shoulders or writing on your hand.

This little technique has got to be one of the trickiest ways to cheat ever. Unless your teacher inspects your pens, I don’t see how you can get caught.

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submitted by Sang on 11.30.2007

the wedding testIf this commercial sounds familiar to you, that’s because it is.

It’s based on this little joke here.

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