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submitted by Sang on 10.24.2008

In protest of Rudy Giuliani’s introduction of rules for sex shops in New York City, Michael Moore opens up a sex shop in his name.

Because when you think of sex, you think of politics.

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submitted by Sang on 10.22.2008

Girl: “Forgive me father for I have sinned.”

Priest: “What have you done my child?”

Girl: “I called a man a son of a bitch.”

Priest: “Why did you call him a son of a bitch?”

Girl: “Because he touched my hand.”

Priest: “Like this?” (as he touches her hand)

Girl: “Yes father.”

Priest: “That’s no reason to call a man a son of a bitch.”

Girl: “Then he touched my breast.”

Priest: “Like this?” (as he touched her breast)

Girl: “Yes father.”

Priest: “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch.”

Girl: “Then he took off my clothes, father.”

Priest: “Like this?” (as he takes off her clothes)

Girl: “Yes father.”

Priest: “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch.”

Girl: “Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where.”

Priest: “Like this?” (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)

Girl: “YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!”

Priest: (after a few minutes): “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch.”

Girl: “But father he had AIDS!”

Priest: “THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!”


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submitted by Sang on 10.12.2008

In a lot of movies, people usually light up a cigarette after having sex.

Well, this one guy has a really odd post-sex activity.

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submitted by Sang on 10.10.2008

If you’re a fan of The Office like me, you’ll love this video.

This contains every single “That’s what she said” jokes from seasons 1 through 4.

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submitted by Sang on 10.10.2008

A guy was walking along the beach admiring the beautiful sunset when he noticed a young lady laying in the sand, she had no arms and no legs and was crying.

He goes over and asked what was wrong. She said, “I am 21 years old, I have no legs and no arms and I have never been kissed”.

So, he bends down and kisses her and she stops crying. He gets up to walk away and she starts to cry again.

Again, he asks her what is wrong.

She says, “I am 21 years old, I have no arms and no legs and I have never been screwed.”

So, he goes over to her, picks her up and throws her in the water, and says - “there, now you’re screwed”!


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submitted by Sang on 10.3.2008

A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.

“Care to go upstairs and do it?” the husband asked.

“Shh!” said the bride “All the neighbors will know what we’re about to do. These walls are paper thin. In the future, we’ll have to ask each other in code. For example, how about asking, ‘Have you left the washing machine door open’ instead?”

So, the following night, the husband asks, “I don’t suppose you left the washing machine door open, did you?”

“No, I definitely shut it,” replied the wife who rolled over and fell asleep.

When she woke up however, she was feeling a little frisky herself and she nudged her husband and said, “I think I did leave the washing machine door open after all. Would you like to do some washing?”

“No, thanks,” said the husband. “It was only a small load so I did it by hand.”


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submitted by Sang on 10.3.2008

1) Doctor. 2) Dentist 3) Coal man. 4) Decorator. 5) Bank manager.

A doctor says to take off your clothes.
A dentist says open wide.
A coal man asks “where do you want it, front or back?”
A decorator says “how do you like it now that it’s up?”
A bank manager says “don’t take it out you’ll lose interest”!


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submitted by Sang on 10.1.2008

I know this video relates to about 2% of you out there, but hey, there’s some science involved, and we all love science.

The question is, does performing the night before a game affect an athlete’s ability to perform the day after?

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submitted by Sang on 09.26.2008

It takes great skill to impersonate a celebrity.

Being able to impersonate them having sex is a whole other ball game.

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