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submitted by Sang on 09.29.2008

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills.

Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: She saw “911″ on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.

Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
A: The vegetable garden.

Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: “Oh look! Donut seeds!”


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submitted by Sang on 09.16.2008

Q: What do you call an eternity?
A: Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.

Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.

Q: What do SMART Blondes and UFOs have in common?
A: You always hear about them but never see them.

Q: Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms?
A: They think their picture is being taken.


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submitted by Mitchell on 07.17.2008

In this classic episode of Ask A Ninja, John asks the Ninja if it is possible to train his dog to become a ninja. As it turns out, canine ninjas or “caninjas” are a very serious matter.

Enjoy!

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submitted by Sang on 06.13.2008

After doing a report for what I’m assuming was the 9/11 attacks in New York, this reporter was given a curveball question from one of the anchors in the studio.

Here’s what he thinks of her little question.

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