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submitted by Sang on 10.2.2008

The old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail a few feet in front of the sheriff.

“Howdy, stranger…”

“Howdy, Sheriff…”

The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse, lifted its tail, and placed a big kiss were the sun don’t shine. He dropped the horse’s tail, stepped up on the walk, and aimed towards the swinging doors of the saloon.

“Hold on, Mister…”

“Sheriff?”

“Did I just see what I think I just saw?”

“Reckon you did, Sheriff…I got me some powerful chapped lips…”

“And that cures them?”

“Nope, but it keeps me from lickin’ em!”


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submitted by Sang on 09.29.2008

This is what you get when you name your horse “Arrrrr,” and it wins a race.

The sportscaster is Tom Durkin.

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submitted by Sang on 08.28.2008

I, unfortunately, have yet to witness the magic that is a horse drawn carriage in the city.

For all those you have, though, this video pertains to you.

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submitted by Sang on 07.26.2008

I have no idea what this reporter was getting at when she was crawling through a horse’s legs, but it certainly didn’t end well for her.

No, the horse didn’t stomp her to death or anything like that, although she probably wished it did.

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submitted by Sang on 07.16.2008

Wanna be a dick in the game Age of Conan?

Just stand near a cliff and kick people running by with your horse.

I don’t play AoC, so I don’t know what happens when you fall off, but from the looks of it, it can’t be good.

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submitted by Sang on 05.1.2008

horse loves riding in carsThis horse, Patches, loves riding in cars.

On top of that, he does a lot of other human activities such as watching TV on the sofa, picking up phones, and sleeping in beds. Amazing.

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submitted by Sang on 04.2.2008

Sure, the Amish don’t have cars, but that doesn’t mean they don’t get road rage.

Here’s what would happen if two Amish people crashed their horse carriages on a road.

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submitted by Sang on 03.3.2008

streaker horseOne of the places where you would probably not expect a streaker is at a horse racing event, but hey, anything’s possible.

Watch as some guy runs down the horse racing track. He actually made it to the finish line!

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submitted by Sang on 12.27.2007

horse wii racing gameInstead of getting a steering wheel for the Wii, why not tape the Wii remote to a toy horse for a better racing experience?

That’s what one kid did.

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