submitted by Sang on 11.25.2008
This is how geeks scare kids on Halloween.
Apparently, this window has sounds to go with the effects, but there are none in this video.
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submitted by Sang on 10.31.2008
Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
To improve his bite…
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite…
Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy…
How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
With scare spray…
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck…
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately…
Why don’t skeletons ever go out on the town?
Because they don’t have any body to go out with…
What do ghosts add to their morning cereal?
Booberries…
What is a vampire’s favorite sport?
Casketball…
What is a vampire’s favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving…
What would a monster’s psychiatrist be called?
Shrinkenstein…
What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
“Do you believe in people?”
What do you call someone who puts poison in a person’s corn flakes?
A cereal killer…
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They’re so wrapped up in themselves…
What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
Dead ends…
What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving?
Fasten your sheet belts…
What is a vampire’s favorite mode of transportation?
A blood vessel…
What is a ghost’s favorite mode of transportation?
A scareplane…
What type of dog do vampires like the best?
Bloodhounds…
What is a ghoul’s favorite flavor?
Lemon-slime…
What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A stake sandwich…
What is a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument?
A trombone…
What do birds give out on Halloween night?
Tweets…
Why do vampires need mouthwash?
They have bat breath…
What’s a vampire’s favorite fast food?
A guy with very high blood pressure…
Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?
He heard it had great circulation…
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submitted by Sang on 10.31.2008
One Halloween a trick-or-treater came to my door dressed as “Rocky”, in boxing gloves and satin shorts. Soon after I gave him some goodies, he returned for more.
“Aren’t you the same ‘Rocky’ who left my doorstep several minutes ago?” I asked.
“Yes,” he replied, “but now I’m the sequel. I’ll be back four more times tonight, too.”
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submitted by Sang on 10.30.2008
The door bell, rings, and a man answers it. Here stands this plain but well dressed kid, saying, “Trick or Treat!”
The man asks the kids what he’s dressed up like for Halloween. The kid says, “I’m an IRS agent.” Then he takes 28% of the man’s candy, leaves, and doesn’t say Thank You.
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submitted by Sang on 10.30.2008
This guy goes to a Halloween party with a girl on his back.
“What on earth are you?” asks the host.
“I’m a snail,” says the guy.
“But… you have a girl on your back,” replies the host.
“Yeah”, he says, “that’s Michelle!”
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submitted by Sang on 10.29.2008
10) You get winded from knocking on the door.
9) You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
You ask for high fiber candy only.
7) When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balanceand fall over.
6) People say, “Great Keith Richards mask!” and you’re not wearing a mask.
5) When the door opens you yell, “Trick or…” and can’t remember the rest.
4) By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
3) You have to carefully choose a costume that won’t dislodge your hairpiece.
2) You’re the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.
1) You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.
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submitted by Sang on 10.29.2008
One Halloween this woman opens her door to find the most adorable little girl, with golden blond curly hair and the biggest blue eyes.
She was dressed as an Angel, and was just delightful. The woman said, “what are you supposed to say sweetheart?”
The little girl looks up at the woman and says “Twick or Tweat!”
The woman thinks this is just adorable, and she calls her husband to come to the door. The woman say to the child, “Go ahead honey say it just one more time.”
Once again the little Angel looks up and says, “Twick or Tweat!”
The husband agrees with his wife, this little Angel is just the cutest thing. The woman picks an apple from the Treat Bowl, shines it up with her apron, and drops it into the little girl’s Treat Bag.
The little Angel looks in her bag then looks up at the woman and says, “Thanks a lot lady, you just broke my fucking cookies!”
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submitted by Sang on 10.28.2008
Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.
Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.
“Holy cow, Mister,” one of them said after catching his breath, “You scared us half to death — we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?”
“Those fools!” the old man grumbled. “They misspelled my name!”
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submitted by Sang on 07.5.2008
I know Halloween is a long time from now, but if you’re like me, you like thinking ahead.
If you’re also like me, you think that Party City is the one-stop shop for all your costume needs. At least, that’s what I thought as a kid and before I saw BuyCostumes.com
In fact, if you go to the Party City website right now, you’re not gonna find a Halloween costumes section. Instead, you have to search for ‘halloween’ where you’ll be taken to a search page that contains broken images. Here’s what it looked like in my browser:
BuyCostumes.com is a lot better because they sell Halloween costumes all year round. They have a lot of costumes, too. Adding up the adult and kids’ costumes, the number comes out to be 4,794. A quick browse through their selection brings up several interesting results. For example, the Iron Man costume on their home page reminds me a lot of the upcoming disaster movie Disaster Movie. I also found a few costumes that I might get this Halloween like the beer pong table costume and the ollie ostrich illusion costume that I saw at a party. The riding on horse illusion and the riding the bull illusion costumes are pretty similar as well.
BuyCostumes.com also has a 110% price guarantee that ensures that you’re getting the best deal anywhere. Here’s their official word regarding this:
BuyCostumes.com is committed to offering you the best products at the best prices anywhere on the web. If you find a lower price on another US website after purchasing from BuyCostumes.com within 14 days, we’ll refund you 110% of the difference, guaranteed.
Their prices also seem to be pretty reasonable (around $20 - $50), but I was surprised when I chose to sort by highest prices first. It turns out that their most expensive costume is Simian, the super gorilla. But then again, all of their expensive items seem to be mascot costumes, so unless you own a school, I’d go with the ones lower than $100, or get the awesome looking Master Chief costume that’s on sale for $800.
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