submitted by Sang on 10.27.2008
Where do people go when they travel?
Here’s a look at the global air traffic over 24 hours.
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submitted by Sang on 10.18.2008
As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild temper tantrum. No matter what his frustrated, embarrassed mother does to try to calm him down, the boy continues to scream furiously and kick the seats around him.
Suddenly, from the rear of the plane, an elderly man in the uniform of an Air Force General is seen slowly walking forward up the aisle. Stopping the flustered mother with an upraised hand, the white-haired, courtly, soft-spoken General leans down and, motioning toward his chest, whispers something into the boy’s ear.
Instantly, the boy calms down, gently takes his mother’s hand, and quietly fastens his seat belt. All the other passengers burst into spontaneous applause.
As the General slowly makes his way back to his seat, one of the cabin attendants touches his sleeve. “Excuse me, General,” she asks quietly, “but could I ask you what magic words you used on that little boy?”
The old man smiles serenely and gently confides, “I showed him my pilot’s wings, service stars, and battle ribbons, and explained that they entitle me to throw one passenger out the plane door on any flight I choose.”
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submitted by Sang on 10.16.2008
Some pilots give us a first person persective on what it’s like to fly at really low altitudes.
The wings looked pretty close to the ground at some points.
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submitted by Sang on 10.13.2008
Pinch the stewardess’ butt as she passes.
When two people kiss in the in flight movie, belch real loud.
When there’s any nudity, hoot really loudly for a few minutes.
Fart loudly and act shocked, looking around to see who did it.
Fiddle around with the emergency exit, then ask a fellow passenger if he has a crowbar.
Hijack the cockpit and, over the loudspeaker, announce that the first class passengers and luggage are to switch places.
Run down the aisle screaming, “He’s got a bomb! He’s got a bomb!”.
Go into the bathroom and make rude bodily noises, then come out looking refreshed.
“Accidental” soda spill on the dork next to you.
Give someone a coin, saying “Heads, I detonate the bomb. Tails, I don’t”.
Go into the bathroom, drop your pants, then come out, yelling “We’re out of toilet paper! Stewardess!”.
Describe your sex life in great detail to the five-year-old next to you.
Lead a bible study session in the back of the plane.
Start a hot dog stand.
Steal businessman’s laptop, play solitaire on it.
Remark that perhaps you shouldn’t have put super glue in your underpants that morning.
Pick your nose and pat the person next to you.
Show off your Batman underwear.
Switch accents and see if anyone notices.
Sneak into the cockpit and hit the warning alarm.
Scratch your butt, then sniff your finger.
Go into the cockpit, flick on the intercom light, then loudly inquire as to why the fuel dial says “e”.
Go into the cockpit, ask the pilot in an obnoxious voice “Why do they call it the COCKpit?” then snort as if it’s the funniest thing in the world.
Don’t use deodorant, then “accidentally” stick your armpit in someone’s face.
Sneeze, using somebody’s sleeve instead of your hand to cover it.
Snort when you laugh.
Tell corny jokes and laugh like it’s absolutely hilarious, then expect others to do the same.
Ride carry-on luggage down the aisle, yelling “Yeee-ha!”.
With a desperate look, ask the stewardess where the bathroom is, then look relieved and say “Never mind. Do you have any towels?”.
Jump up and scream “AAAHHH!! I left the stove on!!”.
Ask someone for their autograph, pretending that you think they’re Kevin Costner or Goldie Hawn (This best then the person looks nothing like the movie star in question)
If someone has a bad toupee, whack it off.
Pretend you’re flying the plane.
Get some rub-on tattoos and a leather jacket, pretend that you belong to a biker gang.
Take over the plane with a toy gun.
Yell to someone “Is it time to hijack the plane yet?” (Note: Do this when there are stewardess nearby).
To the person next to you, say “It’s amazing that they didn’t notice the grenade in my luggage.
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submitted by Sang on 09.11.2008
I’m not sure if this is the biggest R/C airplane in the world, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it were.
I’m amazed at how real this thing looks when in flight.
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submitted by Sang on 09.8.2008
Watch as the Boeing team building their 777 airplane in under 5 minutes.
Okay, so this video is sped up, but it’s still pretty cool to watch.
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submitted by Sang on 08.22.2008
This is probably the best wedding video I’ve ever seen.
The happy couple did what no one does: they took their wedding to the skies. Even the priest/minister was in the air!
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submitted by Sang on 08.21.2008
Seeing a space shuttle launch from the ground is one thing, but seeing it from an airplane is another.
Well, I guess seeing anything from an airplane is pretty cool in itself.
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submitted by Sang on 07.2.2008
Does bigger always mean better?
The Brainiacs attempt to answer if having bigger paper means better paper airplanes.
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