submitted by Sang on 11.10.2006

Yes, I know I go to the school, but I could care less about football. Anyways, I read this on an AIM profile, and couldn’t resist posting it here:

Athens, (GA)–UGA football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reportedly found an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Mark Richt immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators.

After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance, unknown to players, was the GOAL LINE.

Practice resumed after special agents decided that the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.

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