submitted by Sang on 03.23.2006

My embarrassing moment happened when I was a junior in high school. I had to act out a skit during a schoolwide rally. I was a Roman person, wearing a very realistic toga, and I had to go out there with the student body president and vice president, when I noticed my black panty line was showing through my white sheet.

So I took them and my bra off and walked out into the gym. The noise in the gym immediatley stopped, and everyone was staring at me. Then I felt a breeze around my stomach and legs, so I looked down. I was standing there completely nude! I had forgotten to properly tie my toga in the back, so it fell off.

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submitted by Sang on 03.22.2006

I have always had a serious gastric problem, so whenever I absolutely couldn’t hold it, I would try and make a joke, like the old “pull my finger” trick, so as to divert the embarrassment.

One day after a shower, with just a towel on, I went into my room to get dressed. My boyfriend was in the room as I dropped my towel and felt a fart coming on. While hiking up my leg to flatulate I said, “This is how much I love you” at the same time I dropped a big ol’ crap on the floor.

At that moment, we just stared in horror and disbelief with our jaws agape! I absolutely could not, in the farthest reaches of my brain, believe I had just dropped a load on the floor in front of my boyfriend!!I screamed, “Don’t look at it!” and jumped into bed and hid under the covers.

I just wanted to evaporate into thin air!! Hence, I aquired the name Pooh Girl!

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submitted by Sang on 03.22.2006

A few months ago I got a letter from my ex-girlfriend, telling me that she was pregnant, and that I was the father! I freaked out!!!

I was scared to death! I didn’t know what to do, and finally decided to tell my parents. I didn’t know how to tell them, I was just so ashamed. I ended up just giving them the letter with tears in my eyes. They didn’t take it well.

To make things worse, they took me to my grandparents’ house, where they all had a long talk about my situation. It was hell! My grandparents are very old-fashioned and, as you can imagine, they didn’t take it well either. I needed to get out of that house and get some fresh air!

I ran to my best friend’s house and told him about the letter. My friend has a pretty sick sense of humor and he seemed to think it was pretty funny to see me squirm like this. The more upset I got at him for lauging at my problems, the more he laughed.

Finally it dawned on me! HE had written that letter, not my ex-girlfriend! It was his idea of a funny prank! I was so pissed at him, I could have killed him! Literally!

I ran back home and told my parents that the letter wasn’t real and it had just my friend’s idea of a joke. I don’t know which talk was worse. Telling them I was the father of a my ex-girlfriend’s baby, or telling them that it was all a mistake. Now my parents knew I was sexually active. That’s something I would have rather kept to myself!!!

To top it all off, my parents had that “safe sex” talk with me, telling me about condoms and all that other stuff. I was embarrassed as hell!

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submitted by Sang on 03.21.2006

I used to babysit for my mother’s friend Arlene when I was younger. One day my mother called me up and asked me if I wanted to babysit for Arlene that night.

I really didn’t feel like it, so I replied: “No, I hate sitting there all night… I hear noises! It’s scary there. Tell her you tried to call me, but I wasn’t home.” I went on and on, because I knew my mother would try to talk me into it.

After I finally stopped, I heard another voice break into the conversation: “Hi Debbie, how are you?” It was ARLENE!!!

My mother had called me with Arlene on a 3-way, and Arlene had been listening to every word! I felt like crawling into a hole and burying myself. I was so embarrassed! And can you imagine how embarrassed my poor mother must have been?

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submitted by Sang on 03.21.2006

My crush asked me out for the first time. While we were out on our date, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Of course I said yes.

The next thing I knew we were making out. Out of nowhere a bird pooped on us and it went right between our lips. My boyfriend freaked! He thought I was having a seizure because he saw this white stuff and he thought it was coming from my mouth.

He starting shaking me. He shook me so hard that he knocked me unconscious. When I woke up after about 5 minutes he asked me if I was alright. I said: “yes, but you knocked me out.”

He said: “No I didn’t. You were having a seizure.”

I said: “No, you moron, that white stuff was bird poop.”

After that we broke up and never looked each other in the eye again. Worst of all our friends had been double dating in the park and had watched the WHOLE thing! They still call us poop breath!

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