submitted by Sang on 11.23.2005

****l*****: and i love starting my day with sangent

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submitted by Sang on 11.22.2005

snlildude87 (10:09:01 PM): say david went out with a cow
snlildude87 (10:09:12 PM): i pretty much cannot date that cow no matter how much i want
****l***** (10:09:29 PM): david went out with a cow
****l***** (10:09:32 PM): why did you want me to say that?
****l***** (10:09:38 PM): OH!

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submitted by Sang on 11.22.2005

***v********** (9:39:21 PM): sang i love you
snlildude87 (9:39:28 PM): thanks

Auto response from ***v********** (9:39:29 PM): i love you sang

‘preciate it.

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submitted by Sang on 11.19.2005

WARNING: Not for virgin eyes

****a********* (9:56:37 PM): “You’re a fucking bullshitter”

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submitted by Sang on 11.19.2005

****a********* (7:11:19 PM): Your site ruined me today.
snlildude87 (7:11:29 PM): why?
****a********* (7:11:31 PM): I was viewing it at school.
****a********* (7:11:39 PM): And before I knew it. I was excited in the pants.
****a********* (7:11:49 PM): Everyone pointed an laughed at my small surprise.
****a********* (7:13:37 PM):

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submitted by Sang on 11.18.2005

snlildude87 (4:08:53 PM): my blog is being hacked or something
*****D*** (4:09:01 PM): no i hear no sounds
snlildude87 (4:09:10 PM): i know
snlildude87 (4:09:18 PM): but you get the adult ads
*****D*** (4:11:31 PM): not every time
snlildude87 (4:11:55 PM): how often would you say you get them a day?
*****D*** (4:12:05 PM): 1 in 4 visits
*****D*** (4:12:18 PM): we r talking about boner’s right?
*****D*** (4:12:30 PM): oh oh the ads
*****D*** (4:12:33 PM): ok still 1 in 4

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submitted by Sang on 11.17.2005

Look who it is! That Ben kid from yesterday. I can’t believe he has the guts to IM me. It’s time to give his brain a little exercise.

Benn45231 (7:58:07 PM): hello fagit
Benn45231 (7:58:18 PM): pussy

I’m sorry, but I thought it’s spelled “faggot,” but that doesn’t matter because this kid obviously hates me. Let’s hate him back.

snlildude87 (7:58:30 PM): what?

…as in “what do you want?”

Benn45231 (7:58:51 PM): hey pussy
Benn45231 (7:59:14 PM): what are your capabilities?
Benn45231 (7:59:25 PM): ????????

What is up with this kid and question marks? One is enough. Two is being impatient. Three+ means that you’re under the age of 5.

snlildude87 (7:59:27 PM): i do your mom pretty well
Benn45231 (8:00:05 PM): my mom is fuckin dead you fagit

You kinda feel sorry for him though. Not really. I’ll explain why as this convo progresses.

snlildude87 (8:00:32 PM): use another word besides “fagit” and pussy

Pretty hard challenge for him if I may say so myself.

Benn45231 (8:00:36 PM): yea so just shut up
Benn45231 (8:01:23 PM): fuck you cock face

WTF? I say use a different word, and he says “yeah.” And I thought “yes” to “negative work” was stupid. Also, why does he want me to shut up? So he can have time to think?

Second, he comes up with “cock face.” Pussy and cock face. Fetish of intimate parts? I think so.

snlildude87 (8:01:42 PM): my face doesn’t look anything like my cock
Benn45231 (8:02:50 PM): your moms face does

This is why I think his mom is alive. I know people who use this come back for everything…as well as “my mom is dead.” Besides, he wouldn’t make fun of people’s moms if his mom were really dead. That’s just immoral.

snlildude87 (8:03:32 PM): not really
snlildude87 (8:03:50 PM): her face looks more like…a face…
Benn45231 (8:04:38 PM): that sucked my dick last night

“Dick.” Case and point.

snlildude87 (8:05:23 PM): let’s recap, so far, your only comebacks are “fagit”, “pussy”, and “cock”
snlildude87 (8:05:34 PM): i love evolution

Meaning that this guy might not have fully evolved.

Benn45231 (8:06:29 PM): do you wanna fight

Online?? I don’t even think this guy is trying to be an idiot anymore. I wouldn’t be surprise if he’s hospitalized for a broken foot as a result of a dented monitor.

snlildude87 (8:06:37 PM): let’s do it
snlildude87 (8:06:38 PM): punch
snlildude87 (8:06:39 PM): i win

Oooh, I like this online fighting thing. Oughta do it more.

Benn45231 (8:06:49 PM): bitch
snlildude87 (8:06:58 PM): bitch is not a move

Bitch is a fighting move? Either my knowledge of pop culture is at a dangerously low level or this guy’s intelligence is.

snlildude87 (8:07:01 PM): kick is though
snlildude87 (8:07:03 PM): do you wanna try that?

WAIT! Epiphany!

snlildude87 (8:07:18 PM): bitch is a move if you’re a girl
snlildude87 (8:07:20 PM): are you a girl?
Benn45231 (8:07:33 PM): karate chop
Benn45231 (8:07:33 PM): right hook
Benn45231 (8:07:45 PM): upper cut

Pretty nice combinations, I must admit, but there’s only one thing that you have to do to immobilize a guy.

snlildude87 (8:07:48 PM): kick in groin
snlildude87 (8:07:50 PM): you’re done
snlildude87 (8:07:52 PM): next!
Benn45231 (8:07:56 PM): stab
snlildude87 (8:08:04 PM): i believe i won first
snlildude87 (8:08:11 PM): fight me again when you can have kids

…because I kicked him in the balls.

Benn45231 (8:09:03 PM): i have a daughter

Yes, and I stole $50 from the tooth fairy yesterday.

snlildude87 (8:09:32 PM): you have to have sex to have a daughter
snlildude87 (8:09:43 PM): judging by your attitude, i don’t tihnk you qualify
Benn45231 (8:10:06 PM): i did
Benn45231 (8:10:06 PM): with a cow

Please tell me he’s just playing with me. Please tell me that.

snlildude87 (8:10:52 PM): dude, i don’t think even a cow would go for your sorry ass excuse of a human
snlildude87 (8:10:56 PM): and that’s kinda gross
Benn45231 (8:11:20 PM): lol
Benn45231 (8:11:32 PM): peace out
snlildude87 (8:11:55 PM): later
snlildude87 (8:11:59 PM): good luck in life
Benn45231 (8:12:00 PM): im callin the cops on you for sexual harassment

Ooh, the cops. I’m shaking.

No really, I am. It’s really cold here.

snlildude87 (8:12:05 PM): ‘kay
snlildude87 (8:12:12 PM): do you have my address?
snlildude87 (8:12:17 PM): by the way, you IMed me first
snlildude87 (8:12:25 PM): so if anyone is harassing anyone, it’s you
snlildude87 (8:12:29 PM): just a heads up
Benn45231 (8:12:34 PM): im callin the cops on you for sexual harassment

Thanks for the update, Ben.

snlildude87 (8:12:41 PM): ‘kay
snlildude87 (8:12:51 PM): do you have my address
snlildude87 (8:12:56 PM): by the way, you IMed me first

Yes, I actually typed that again just to mock him.

Benn45231 (8:12:57 PM): you made fun of my dead mother
snlildude87 (8:13:02 PM): so if anyone is harassing anyone, it’s you
snlildude87 (8:13:05 PM): just a heads up
snlildude87 (8:13:14 PM): you IMed me first
snlildude87 (8:13:23 PM): this would have never happened if you didn’t IM me
Benn45231 (8:13:26 PM): yea i do have it
snlildude87 (8:13:32 PM): what is it?
Benn45231 (8:13:37 PM): suck my balls
snlildude87 (8:13:47 PM): i don’t live at suck my balls

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Please don’t let him IM me again.

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submitted by Sang on 11.16.2005

Don’t you hate it when random people IM you, and the first thing they ask is who you are? Why?? I mean, if they have your screen name, then they probably know who you are because people just don’t go around putting random SNs into their buddy list. Only stalkers do that. And middle schoolers. And guys named Sang in middle school.

Benn45231 (6:36:51 PM): hello
Benn45231 (6:37:05 PM): ?????????
snlildude87 (6:41:25 PM): yo
Benn45231 (6:41:38 PM): hoo is this?

At this point, I’m thinking, “Okay, this guy is going to get Sangent fame.” The conversation continues:

snlildude87 (6:41:45 PM): who are you?
snlildude87 (6:41:46 PM): you IMed me
Benn45231 (6:42:05 PM): ben
Benn45231 (6:42:09 PM): who r u?

I would have never guessed that this dude’s name is Ben in a million years. Now, I need a witty response. Something that will make him think I’m not human. QUICK! Someone give me a response!

snlildude87 (6:42:20 PM): sn

Hmm, perfect.

Benn45231 (6:42:39 PM): r u a bot?

Mission accomplished.

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submitted by Sang on 11.15.2005

****a********* (7:05:02 PM): your website gives me an erection.

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