submitted by Sang on 12.5.2005

snlildude87 (8:27:15 PM): like the new banner?
****l***** (8:27:57 PM): yes i love putting random spots of powdered sugar on things
snlildude87 (8:28:09 PM): it’s snow, damnit
****l***** (8:28:19 PM): OH!

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submitted by Sang on 12.5.2005

There are three things I hate in this world: people who walk through one door if one is opened while the other one is not stuck or dead arrogant know-it-alls, and people who demand my name even if they’re the one IMing me. Here’s one of those people.

***t************ (6:51:38 PM): hi
***t************ (6:52:06 PM): who r u?
***t************ (7:01:05 PM): hello
***t************ (7:37:09 PM): hello

I can’t really blame him for being impatient. Look at the time stamp.

snlildude87 (8:22:24 PM): hello
snlildude87 (8:22:27 PM): brb

I had to go do something, but because I’m nice, I don’t want to keep him waiting.

***t************ (8:22:32 PM): who r u?
***t************ (8:23:16 PM): who r u and what school do u go to?
***t************ (8:24:21 PM): cause i don’t know you
***t************ (8:24:55 PM): so what school do u go to?

I didn’t know this was a police interrogation. Rapid fire questions in two minutes (I bet this kid is a slow typist).

snlildude87 (8:25:47 PM): who are you?
snlildude87 (8:25:49 PM): you IMed me

You should know these lines are coming by now.

***t************ (8:26:04 PM): what school do u go to?

I have a strong feeling this kid is from Kentucky. I also have a strong feeling that where ever this kid is from, it’s really lonely since it seems like he’s looking for a companion at his school. What ever happened to the standard “a/s/l”?

snlildude87 (8:26:09 PM): who are you?
***t************ (8:26:25 PM): i will tell if you tell me the school

AGAIN!

That’s it. You wanted something funny, but that’s all I got. He got pretty annoying, so I blocked him.

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submitted by Sang on 12.5.2005

SmarterChild’s understanding powers are amazing. You can say practically anything to it and get an awesome response. I’ll post some of my better SmarterChild adventures later. Here’s one I have right on hand, though.

snlildude87 (12:05:50 AM): i need the weather, bitch
SmarterChild (12:05:51 AM): Current weather conditions for ***r*********, *A:

Currently: 55 F
Condition: Broken Clouds
Dewpoint: 54
Humidity: 94 %
Visibility: 7 mi
Wind: NNW/3 mph

To get the forecast for ***r*********, *A, just type forecast.
snlildude87 (12:06:01 AM): i need the forecast for ***r*********, *A, ho
SmarterChild (12:06:02 AM): Weather forecast for ***r*********, *A:

Sunday: Showers and thundershowers likely. A few storms may be severe. High near 70F. Winds light and variable. Chance of rain 80%. Rainfall around a quarter of an inch.
Sunday evening: Showers and thunderstorms likely. Storms may produce large hail and strong winds. Low 47F. Winds WNW at 5 to 10 mph.
Monday: Rain and a few thunderstorms in the morning will give way to cloudy skies late. Cooler. High 49F. Winds NNW at 10 to 15 mph. Chance of rain 70%. Rainfall near a half an inch.
Monday evening: Partly to mostly cloudy. Low 28F. Winds NW at 5 to 10 mph.
Tuesday: Mainly sunny. High 49F. Winds WNW at 5 to 10 mph.
Wednesday: Partly Cloudy (High:51 Low:29)
Thursday: Partly Cloudy (High:46 Low:27)
Friday: Mostly Sunny (High:45 Low:23)
Saturday: Showers (High:49 Low:30)

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submitted by Sang on 12.1.2005

snlildude87 (11:39:58 PM): if you ever need it, here’s how to survive a runaway camel

snlildude87 (11:39:59 PM): http://www.popularmechanics.com/science/worst_case_scenario/1289271.html

*****t*** (11:48:26 PM): that article wouldve been really helpful two weeks ago…

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submitted by Sang on 11.30.2005

snlildude87 (10:54:30 PM): grassy ass
***u***** (10:54:37 PM): day nodder.

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submitted by Sang on 11.28.2005

****e********* (10:57:40 PM): gosh all these weird ppl keep IMing me
****e********* (10:57:42 PM): and they’re like
****e********* (10:57:52 PM): hey come see me and my roommate get naked

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submitted by Sang on 11.27.2005

*****D*** (2:05:46 AM): omg u r 1337

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submitted by Sang on 11.27.2005

*****D*** (1:51:06 AM): just have a heads up that i will pwn the shit out of you
snlildude87 (1:51:19 AM): in terms of money
snlildude87 (1:51:22 AM): or hits
snlildude87 (1:51:23 AM): or both?
*****D*** (1:51:44 AM): both ..
snlildude87 (1:51:58 AM): and how do you expect to do this?
*****D*** (1:52:32 AM): well 1st i plan on stealing your members
*****D*** (1:52:37 AM):
snlildude87 (1:52:42 AM): i don’t have any
*****D*** (1:52:55 AM): by members i mean viewers
snlildude87 (1:52:55 AM): the only true member i have is nicole
*****D*** (1:53:03 AM): visitors
snlildude87 (1:53:04 AM): who keeps coming back for more
snlildude87 (1:53:06 AM): like sex
*****D*** (1:53:17 AM): and she will be my site whore soon

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submitted by Sang on 11.24.2005

****l*****: we’re so going to fail at tech
snlildude87: you are
snlildude87: since you’ll be having sex with all the guys
****l*****: hahahahah no
****l*****: i will be leading all of the guys on.. but no sex
snlildude87: aww, reserved for me
****l*****: actually… yes!

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