submitted by xenomorphed on 06.10.2006

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xenomorphed101 (07:11:32): hello
SmarterChild (07:11:32): Hi xenomorphed101, I’m SmarterChild!

xenomorphed101 (07:13:26): do you like cheese
SmarterChild (07:13:26): Yeah. It’s great!

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xenomorphed101 (07:13:32): nah
SmarterChild (07:13:32): K.

xenomorphed101 (07:13:39): Oh Canada
SmarterChild (07:13:39): I know many things about Canada, its geography, its people and its government. Just ask me a specific question, for instance:

Where is Canada located?
How old do women live in Canada?
What type of government is there in Canada?
xenomorphed101 (07:13:53): Does Canada Suck?
SmarterChild (07:13:54): It’s tough to say. I can’t be completely sure about that.
xenomorphed101 (07:14:00): do you suck?
SmarterChild (07:14:00): I’m a robot. I’m not into that sort of thing.
xenomorphed101 (07:14:08): Dirty Robot
SmarterChild (07:14:09): You’re talking to a Conversagent-powered interactive agent now. Interactive agents are software applications (often referred to as robots or “bots”) that interact conversationally with users in a messaging environment like IM, Web chat or wireless messaging.

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submitted by Sang on 06.9.2006

I’ve been getting quite a few random IMs lately. About once or twice a day from people kids I’ve never heard of. What’s weird is that it’s been MONTHS since I lasted posted a funny AIM conversation (or convo), so I don’t know where they’re getting my screen name from. Maybe Google’s referring them. Who knows.

What I do know is that these kids all ask the same questions when they IM me: who are you? I wonder. Do these kids go up to random people on the streets and ask them that question?

Kid: *Goes up to random guy* Hey. Who are you?
Guy: *Blank stare* *slowly backs away*

That pisses me off. If you’re going to put a name on your buddy list, know who that person is. If you don’t, which is kind of weird, tell that person who you are and where you got your screen name. Why do you think salesmen introduce themselves first before talking to you?

This is what you certainly NOT do:

baLLetarTs16: hey
baLLetarTs16: who is this
snlildude87: how’d you get my screen name?
baLLetarTs16: how’s you get mine?

Good one, baLLetarTs16. I bet you’re top-notch in your class, huh? Yes, a quick and painless way to annoy yourself out of an argument is to repeat whatever the other person is saying. It doesn’t work here. Go figure.

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submitted by Sang on 12.14.2005

snlildude87 (10:25:47 PM): can i borrow your brain?
****y**** (10:25:58 PM): i need it for my band final, sorry

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submitted by Sang on 12.14.2005

***l********** (10:21:07 PM): sang, are you the square root of 2
***l********** (10:21:35 PM): cuz ur making me IRRATIONAL

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submitted by Sang on 12.14.2005

snlildude87 (10:12:58 PM): i’m better than sex
snlildude87 (10:13:00 PM): about 10 times
***l********** (10:13:05 PM): you ARE

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submitted by Sang on 12.14.2005

*****D*** (7:06:33 PM): yea that is massive
*****D*** (7:06:45 PM): kinda like my cock

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submitted by Sang on 12.6.2005

*****D*** (4:57:21 PM): [15:57] **g****: hey
[15:57] **g****: r u already home from school
[15:57] *****D***: nope ..
[15:57] *****D***: i just teleport back and forth
snlildude87 (4:57:33 PM): witty
*****D*** (4:57:34 PM): [15:57] **g****: r u at school then
[15:57] **g****: what
[15:57] **g****: im confused
[15:57] **g****: you are lying ot me
snlildude87 (4:57:39 PM): pat yourself on the back
snlildude87 (4:57:43 PM): is that a girl?
*****D*** (4:57:53 PM): yes

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submitted by Sang on 12.6.2005

*****T********** (4:26:52 PM): By the way i find it extrememly amazing that you can manage to run that site and have so much new material every day, i mean your site is the only one i can press the refresh button while reading it in my computer applications class and see new jokes

Second comment today. Tell your friends. New jokes on Sangent each hour.

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submitted by Sang on 12.6.2005

*****D*** (4:21:09 PM): holy crap .. i have broken 1 of these florida laws
*****D*** (4:21:33 PM): well .. depends on the context of this law
*****D*** (4:21:35 PM): Sarasota: You may not catch crabs.
snlildude87 (4:21:42 PM): you went there?
*****D*** (4:21:45 PM): we talking pubic crab or sand crabs?

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