submitted by Sang on 10.5.2008 in Jokes/Blondes, Jokes/Puns
Q: What goes vroom, screech, vroom, screech, vroom, screech?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?
A: Grade four.
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?
A: 144 blondes.
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?
A: “Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?”
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
A: They went to see “Closed for the Winter”.
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist?
A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks “Where did you get that?”
A: The pig says, “I won her in a raffle!”
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October 5th, 2008 at 13:40:16
sang plz stop posting blonde jokes now…
they were funny at first but now they’re just over-used and annoying…
hell im not even blonde and i think that…