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submitted by Sang on 09.24.2008 in Jokes/Other

Yo momma so stupid she got a peep hole in a glass door.
Yo momma so stupid she thought an aspiration was butt sweat
. Yo momma so stupid she looks at a can of juice for days ’cause it says concentrate.
Yo momma so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
Yo momma so stupid she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl.
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!.
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo momma so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
Yo momma so stupid that she ran into an automatic sliding door.
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to drown a fish.
Yo momma so stupid she asked you “What is the number for 911″
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo momma so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Yo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo momma so stupid she thought an elevator was a mobile home.
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo momma so stupid that under “Education” on her job application, she put “Hooked on Phonics.”
Yo momma so stupid she watches “The Three Stooges” and takes notes.
Yo momma so stupid she thought gangrene was another golf course.
Yo momma so stupid she couldn’t read an audio book.
Yo momma so stupid she thought the Nazis were saying “Hi! Hitler”.
Yo momma so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24hr virus.
Yo momma so stupid she has to ask for help to use hamburger helper.
Yo momma so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said “Guess” so she said Levi’s.
Yo momma so stupid when she walked into Walgreens she said, “These walls ain’t green!!”
Yo momma so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and she yelled “where’s my gumball.”
Yo momma so stupid that when she looked in the mirror, she said stop copying me!
Yo momma so stupid she brought toilet paper to a crap game.
Yo momma so stupid she asked for a price check at the $.99 store.
Yo momma so stupid she walked into an antique store and said what’s new!
Yo momma so stupid she saw a sign that said “WET FLOOR”, so she did.
Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

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