submitted by Sang on 09.23.2008 in Jokes/Other
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.
Sign in a realtor’s office: “Lots for little.”
Sign in a shoe store: “Come in and have a fit.”
Sign in a maternity clothes store: “We are open on labor day.”
Sign in a non-smoking area: “If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”
Sign on the door of the maternity ward: “Push Push Push.”
Sign at entrance of the IRS: “Watch your step.”
Sign at the exit of the IRS: “Watch your mouth.”
Sign in a bookstore: “We treat you write.”
Sign on a front door: “Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog.”
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