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submitted by Sang on 08.26.2006

the gap is remodelingThe Gap is remodeling.

What does that mean for you? For starters, you can ram your car into their store….at least you can in this commercial.

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submitted by Sang on 08.26.2006

eating chicken during a nascar raceThis commercial shows us the evolution of eating chicken during a Nascar race from the drivers’ perspective.

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submitted by Sang on 08.26.2006

pong dressIntroducing the Pong dress. Play Pong on a dress using old school Nintendo controllers.

Why? Because you can now have a reason to stare at a girl’s boobies.

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submitted by Crazy 88 on 08.26.2006

NOTE: The I in the title is Crazy 88, the author of this post.

These are things that are cool to be killed with in movies…but you would never want to be killed with in real life…

ice axe

sledge hammer

cleaver

golf club

hockey stick

baseball bat

crow bar

pitchfork

shovel

iron pipe

crossbow

sack o’ rocks

pipe wrench

water

pocket knife

chainsaw

hand saw

pool skimmer

tennis raquet

wire

drill

bolt cutters

blow torch

hot sauce

x-acto knives

and the worst of all….

being beaten to death with the sunday New York Times


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submitted by Crazy 88 on 08.26.2006

Women:

-Well first we start with the underwear. It has to fit the activity we plan to be doing for most of the day. For example, if we are exercising we might want something a bit tighter than say, if we were just doing chores around the house

  • Next the shirt, this is the most important part of the outfit considering it is what most people will be looking at. To decide it we first have to consider the weather, sunny, rainy, or cloudy. It will all become a factor at some point and how much light we need in the shirt. Then the design of the shirt, if we are on a date, a little more revealing than casual dress wear.

-Then the pants. The previous shirt choice will play a huge part in out decision for our pants. Now not only will we have to consider the weather but if it will go with the shirt we just picked out. Also on how much leg we want to show, if we are looking for someone, we might want a miniskirt. Whereas if we are married, a nice pair of jeans will probably do, but we must make sure that the jeans are suitable for public appearance. This means no rips, holes, or torn hems

-The socks might take a while. They need to be clean, and not only match each other, but the entire outfit we have already picked out. If the socks don’t match, either we did a bad job rolling them or we need to start doing the laundry. And it is almost impossible to leave the home if your socks do not match your outfit. If someone notices, they will be focusing on it all day.

-Now the shoes, this one may be most important of all. We must find a design that will fit our job for the day, our mood for the day, the weather, and also be practical. We can spend up to 30 minutes and maybe up to 300 dollars both buying, and picking out our shoes in the morning. And if the shoes don’t match the outfit, we may as well have not picked out the rest of the outfit in the first place because that positively cannot happen and will not happen

-Men

-Is it on the top of the drawer?

-Ok, we’re done


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submitted by Sang on 08.26.2006

barney reciting rule #1 from sheriff's manualThis scene from episode 4 of Season 1 (”Ellie Comes To Town”) has Barney Fife showing Andy that he has memorized Rule #1 from the Sheriff’s Manual.

Three years later, in a Season 4 episode titled “Opie’s Ill-Gotten Gain,” this scene was redone almost exactly (”Give me the first word,” “Are you sure?”, “Shhhh!”, Barney’s messed up hair, “Do you want to go over that again?” and so on). In that later episode Barney shows Andy how he has “memorized” the Preamble to the Constitution. Screamingly funny, with Andy Griffith breaking up a little when he sees the messed up hair of Don Knotts.

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submitted by Sang on 08.26.2006

roddick vs. pongAndrew Roddick is a professional tennis player and a former World No. 1.

He is known for his explosive serves and powerful forehands (155 mph), but in this video, his serve is no match for the great Pong.

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submitted by Sang on 08.26.2006

barney tries to recite the constitutionThe Andy Griffith Show was an American television series that aired from 1960 to 1968. The show centered around Andy Taylor, (played by Andy Griffith), a rural sheriff who rarely carried a gun. The series was an immediate hit with its audience, and still enjoys success in syndication. Its whistled theme song (”The Fishin’ Hole”, by Earle Hagen and Herbert Spencer, with unsung lyrics by Everret Sloane) is quickly identified by a significant portion of the public.

In this video, Barney Fife, played by Don Knotts, tries to recall the Preamble to the Constitution.

Can you recite the Preamble to the Constitution?

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submitted by Sang on 08.25.2006

grape stomping gone wrongAn absolute classic. This video of a news reporter falling off a platform and making HORRIBLE pain sounds on camera is one of those vids you can just never see enough. Best part? When they cut back to the studio: “Ooh, I think she’s actually hurt…”

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