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submitted by Crazy 88 on 08.26.2006 in Jokes/Other

NOTE: The I in the title is Crazy 88, the author of this post.

These are things that are cool to be killed with in movies…but you would never want to be killed with in real life…

ice axe

sledge hammer

cleaver

golf club

hockey stick

baseball bat

crow bar

pitchfork

shovel

iron pipe

crossbow

sack o’ rocks

pipe wrench

water

pocket knife

chainsaw

hand saw

pool skimmer

tennis raquet

wire

drill

bolt cutters

blow torch

hot sauce

x-acto knives

and the worst of all….

being beaten to death with the sunday New York Times



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One Response to “things I would not want to be killed with”
Matt says:

Did you get that last one from George Carlin?

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