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submitted by Crazy 88 on 08.26.2006 in Jokes/Him and Her

Women:

-Well first we start with the underwear. It has to fit the activity we plan to be doing for most of the day. For example, if we are exercising we might want something a bit tighter than say, if we were just doing chores around the house

• Next the shirt, this is the most important part of the outfit considering it is what most people will be looking at. To decide it we first have to consider the weather, sunny, rainy, or cloudy. It will all become a factor at some point and how much light we need in the shirt. Then the design of the shirt, if we are on a date, a little more revealing than casual dress wear.

-Then the pants. The previous shirt choice will play a huge part in out decision for our pants. Now not only will we have to consider the weather but if it will go with the shirt we just picked out. Also on how much leg we want to show, if we are looking for someone, we might want a miniskirt. Whereas if we are married, a nice pair of jeans will probably do, but we must make sure that the jeans are suitable for public appearance. This means no rips, holes, or torn hems

-The socks might take a while. They need to be clean, and not only match each other, but the entire outfit we have already picked out. If the socks don’t match, either we did a bad job rolling them or we need to start doing the laundry. And it is almost impossible to leave the home if your socks do not match your outfit. If someone notices, they will be focusing on it all day.

-Now the shoes, this one may be most important of all. We must find a design that will fit our job for the day, our mood for the day, the weather, and also be practical. We can spend up to 30 minutes and maybe up to 300 dollars both buying, and picking out our shoes in the morning. And if the shoes don’t match the outfit, we may as well have not picked out the rest of the outfit in the first place because that positively cannot happen and will not happen

-Men

-Is it on the top of the drawer?

-Ok, we’re done

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