Sangent

submitted by Sang on 08.20.2006 in Jokes/Other

Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted

You’re lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!

I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.

Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls…

(written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line, the Singapore Fire Department wants you.

We aim to please!
You aim too! Please

Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance.

Sign seen at a restaurant:

The hands that clean these toilets also make your food…please aim properly.

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