Sangent

submitted by Crazy 88 on 08.20.2006

a sack and something sharp

a pair of scissors, a chainsaw, and a broken whiskey bottle

a pillow, a spoon and 12 dead snakes

a computer, an axe and some crime scene tape

a pack of blank dvds and a bootleg copy of “Soul Plane”

a hand gun, a pair of sunglasses, and a new tie

an ipod, a rake and a VW beetle

a playstation 2, some compressed air, and a paintbrush

some gasoline, a lighter, and FEMA

a jumbo jet, some spray paint, and a ladder

a telephone, a bottle of Tobasco, and someones ass

a soccer ball, a steak knife, and a 10 year old girl

a cleaver, a chair, some duct tape, and NO WITNESSES

some magazines, a wood chipper, and my neighbors gas grill

twenty dollars and a blockbuster rewards card

a contained area, santa clause, and the west nile virus

a fedora hat, a pair of hand cuffs, and seven sewing needles

a getaway car, a large bag, and a baseball bat

a tank of propane gas, a shotgun, and about 50 civilians

some kool-aid, a long stick, and the US bomb squad

throwing knives, a spinning wheel, a volunteer and a blindfold

five minutes with this guy

more time than that

a better wireless plan

a spear, a dead shark, and a camera

a speedo, a high-dive, and a giant vat of pudding

comcast high-speed internet

1 million dollars and an alias

more ketchup

to lose some weight

the complete 5th season of south park and a classroom of five-year olds

a clogged toilet, a slingshot, and my neighbor to be home

the world’s smallest violin and the world’s saddest looking puppy

Samuel L. Jackson, John Travolta, and Quentin Tarantino

a pair of boxing gloves and a bag of ice

your complete trust

a trusting person and about 70 acupuncture needles

an above ground pool, the russian government, some rope, and all of our skateboards

a sock and a block of lead

a mask, a hokey stick, and the cover of shadows

George Bush and a lightsaber

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