Underwear | Sangent - The Daily Ramblings

submitted by Sang on 07.24.2006 in Jokes/Other

There was once a villager who got engaged to a girl from the neighboring village. One day he decided to walk there and visit his fiancée. So he asked his mum to go and buy some material to make him some new underwear since he had been wearing his for 3 months.

His mum bought 5 meters and made two pairs for him with 2 meters leaving 3 meters spare. He put on his new underwear and his best kilt (skirt) and set off for the next village.

When he was half way there, he needed to go to the toilet, and took off his underwear, and hung it on a tree so as not to dirty it. When he was done, he forgot to put his underwear back on.

When he got to his fiancée’s house, he sat opposite her so as to show off his new underwear. The girl looked shocked. When the man saw her expression, he thought she was impressed with his new underwear, and said, “Do you like it? I have another 3 meters at home.”