Sangent

submitted by Sang on 07.19.2006 in Videos/Music

Let’s face it, cheating is no laughing matter. If you do it to the wrong person, she might just make your life hell for a fortnight.

This guy can make it funny with a very catchy song. I liked it so much that I transcribed the lyrics. Click watch movie at the bottom of this post if you wanna watch the movie instead.

[Verse 1]
i got home and the door was locked
and i tried to ring but failed
i found a little bitty note that she had wrote
telling me to go to hell
i crawled in the window
i got inside
she kicked me in the balls
and then i cried
called me a name
said i lied
kicked me again and i thought i died
took my toes
set them on fire
and hit me with her curling iron
i tried to block it with my watch
and then she kicked me in the crotch…again

[Chorus]
yeah, today’s the day my wife met my girlfriend

[Verse 2]
well i tried to tell her but she didnt care
things weren’t what they seemed
she had a pan on the stove full of boiling water
and [???]
i tried to run
screamed for help
she hit me in the [???] with her rhinestone belt
it was like nothing that i ever felt
i thank god i wasn’t wearing a kilt
she grabbed the bat from beneath the bed
she swung it once and then she missed my head
she ran back, swung it again
and then she hit me in the twins…again

[Chorus/Outro]
yeah, today’s the day my wife met my girlfriend
yeah today’s that awful day
me and my boys will never be the same
yeah, today’s the day my wife met my girlfriend

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