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submitted by Sang on 07.5.2006 in Jokes

soccer refereeHours after the end of the world, a border dispute emerged between Heaven and Hell. God invited Satan to discuss a way to resolve this dispute quickly. Satan proposed a soccer game between Heaven and Hell.

God, always fair, told Satan, ‘The heat must be affecting your brain, the game would be so one sided. Don’t you know all the “good” players go to heaven?”

The Devil, smiling, responded “Yeah, but we’ve got all the refs’…”



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