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submitted by Sang on 06.29.2006

criss angel plays russian rouletteIn this video, illusionist Criss Angel plays Russian Roulette with a person who appears to be Jonathan Davis from Korn.

Criss asks Jonathan to spin the chamber as many times as he wants. Then, Davis puts the gun to Criss’ head and fires on his instructions.

How do you think he did it? Modified gun?

I accidently posted this video inside another post today, so you might have already seen it….

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submitted by Sang on 06.29.2006

phoneAn elderly lady phoned her telephone company to report that her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions when it did ring, her pet dog always moaned right before the phone rang. The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile elderly lady.

He climbed a nearby telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber’s house. The phone didn’t ring right away, but then the dog moaned loudly and the telephone began to ring.

The telephone repairman found:

  1. The dog was tied to the telephone system’s ground wire via a steel chain and collar.
  2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.
  3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the phone number was called.
  4. After a couple of such jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate on himself and the ground.
  5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring.

Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and moaning.


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submitted by Sang on 06.29.2006

world's ugliest dogArchie, an overweight purebred Chinese Crested from Tolleson won the Ugly Dog Contest at the Sonoma-Marin Fair in Petaluma, California.

Archie is a hairless dog with a white mohawk. He has 4 teeth causing his tongue to hangout out of his mouth at all times.

[via wfmy]


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submitted by Sang on 06.29.2006

family fuedThis list is proof that some people struggle under pressure.

Question: Name a former President that most people would say is honest.
#1 Answer: Lincoln
Worst Answers: Nixon

Question: Besides San Francisco, name a city that begins with the word San.
#1 Answer: San Diego
Worst Answer: Seattle

Question: Name a slang term used for important people.
#1 Answer: V.I.P.
Worst Answer: Buddy

Question: Name something packrats have a hard time throwing out.
#1 Answer: Photos
Worst Answer: Corn

Question: Name something that might annoy a gardener.
#1 Answer: Bugs
Worst Answer: Not getting paid on time

Question: Name a reason a man might send his wife flowers.
#1 Answer: Anniversary
Worst Answer: Happy divorce

Question: Name a term used in football.
#1 Answer: Touchdown
Worst Answer: Fastbreak

Question: Name a special request people ask for when making a dinner reservation.
#1 Answer: Non-smoking
Worst Answer: A menu

Question: Name someone you wouldn’t want to get a phone call from.
#1 Answer: The police
Worst Answer: Your son

Question: Name a classical music composer everyone knows.
#1 Answer: Mozart
Worst Answer: Julio Inglesias

Question: Tell me something specific you should drink a lot of when you’re sick.
#1 Answer: Water
Worst Answer: Alcohol

Question: Name something you’d hate to find at the end of your nose.
#1 Answer: Pimple
Worst Answers: Lint
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submitted by Sang on 06.29.2006

camronIf you’ve ever watched Bill O’Reilly, you’ll know that he’s a hardcore Republican. This guy is so far on the right that if the political spectrum were a sphere, he’ll be on the left.

In this video, Bill O’Reilly takes on Damon Dash and Cam’ron from the rap group Dipset. As you might have guessed, this turns about to be a heated discussion about why kids in the ghetto turn to a life of violent. Smart Bill here, who thinks that Terminator is a cartoon and Marilyn Manson had nothing to do with Columbine, says that rap is destroying kids.

It’s your call.

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submitted by Sang on 06.29.2006

ferrari enzoA 26 year old woman in Germany is auctioning off her Ferrari Enzo with a bonus: herself.

The auction on eBay starts at $1.6 million, and according to CNN, no bids have been made on the car.

I was not able to find the auction on eBay, but if you have better luck and snooping skills, feel free to share the link in the comments.

[via cnn]


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submitted by Sang on 06.29.2006

pornUnlike my dirty, dirty post yesterday of Five Hot, Naked Chicks in a Tub, this video clip might actually be dirty.

Have some caution when watching this video, especially if you’re doing it around grandmothers and the like.

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submitted by Sang on 06.29.2006

news report blooperThis is a video clip of a news blooper of a woman who’s trying to report about violent crimes in bar and restaurants. The thing is, there’s a guy who keeps interrupting her when she’s trying to do her thing.

Why is something that happens almost everyday on Sangent? She almost committed a violent crime near a bar or restaurant.

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submitted by Sang on 06.29.2006

anal sexThis clip is from a show on Comedy Central. If you recognize the show, post it in the comments.

Anyway, this is a short hidden message in that show. Can you guess what that message is?

Look at the file name of the picture on the left for a hint.

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