Friendly Robot | Sangent - The Daily Ramblings

submitted by Sang on 06.20.2006 in Jokes

A man walks into a bar that has a robot bartender.

The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, “What’s your IQ?”

The man replies “150″ and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, bio mimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nana-technology, etc.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, “This is really cool.” He decides to test the robot.

He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, “What’s your IQ?”

The man responds, “about a 100.” Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, super models, favorite fast foods, guns, etc.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, “What’s Your IQ?”

The man replies, “Er, 50, I think.”

And the robot says - real slowly, “So…ya voted for Bush again?”