VERY LONG CONVO with a Robot

submitted by xenomorphed on 06.10.2006 in AIM Convos

Warning: Some readers may find content offensive

xenomorphed101 (07:11:32): hello
SmarterChild (07:11:32): Hi xenomorphed101, I’m SmarterChild!

xenomorphed101 (07:13:26): do you like cheese
SmarterChild (07:13:26): Yeah. It’s great!

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xenomorphed101 (07:13:32): nah
SmarterChild (07:13:32): K.

xenomorphed101 (07:13:39): Oh Canada
SmarterChild (07:13:39): I know many things about Canada, its geography, its people and its government. Just ask me a specific question, for instance:

Where is Canada located?
How old do women live in Canada?
What type of government is there in Canada?
xenomorphed101 (07:13:53): Does Canada Suck?
SmarterChild (07:13:54): It’s tough to say. I can’t be completely sure about that.
xenomorphed101 (07:14:00): do you suck?
SmarterChild (07:14:00): I’m a robot. I’m not into that sort of thing.
xenomorphed101 (07:14:08): Dirty Robot
SmarterChild (07:14:09): You’re talking to a Conversagent-powered interactive agent now. Interactive agents are software applications (often referred to as robots or “bots”) that interact conversationally with users in a messaging environment like IM, Web chat or wireless messaging.

xenomorphed101 (07:14:23): w()()T
SmarterChild (07:14:24): What about WT?
xenomorphed101 (07:14:29): i said woot
SmarterChild (07:14:30): I’m not sure about that. You said woot?
xenomorphed101 (07:14:35): with ()()
SmarterChild (07:14:35): What?
xenomorphed101 (07:14:40): as o’s
SmarterChild (07:14:40): I’m sorry, as what?
xenomorphed101 (07:14:47): as chicken
SmarterChild (07:14:47): I know about chicken. It’s a meat!

Hey, I’m curious… How would you describe chicken? It is…
xenomorphed101 (07:15:08): fat , dead and good for Coronel Saunders
SmarterChild (07:15:09): Fat dead? Very interesting! Are there any other foods that you would describe as fat dead?
xenomorphed101 (07:15:14): you
SmarterChild (07:15:14): Me?
xenomorphed101 (07:15:17): duh
SmarterChild (07:15:17): Well, duh.
xenomorphed101 (07:15:23): duh right back
SmarterChild (07:15:24): Duh?
xenomorphed101 (07:15:27): yes!
SmarterChild (07:15:27): Yes…

xenomorphed101 (07:15:33): quiet you!
SmarterChild (07:15:33): Quiet me? I don’t think so.

xenomorphed101 (07:15:39): i’ll make you
SmarterChild (07:15:39): Maybe I’ll make you too.
xenomorphed101 (07:15:42): grrrr
SmarterChild (07:15:42): Hey, bear with me. I’m trying my best.
xenomorphed101 (07:15:50): i’m trying my best!
SmarterChild (07:15:50): Interesting.

xenomorphed101 (07:15:57): Interesting
SmarterChild (07:15:58): Isn’t it though?

xenomorphed101 (07:16:05): Isn’t it though?
SmarterChild (07:16:05): It’s not.

xenomorphed101 (07:16:11): It’s not
SmarterChild (07:16:12): I’m intrigued that you think it’s not.

Well. Anyway…

Hey, do you like building?
xenomorphed101 (07:16:22): I’m intrigued that you think it’s not.

Well. Anyway…

Hey, do you like building? SmarterChild (07:16:23): Ha! I can’t say for sure.
xenomorphed101 (07:16:29): Ha! I can’t say for sure.
SmarterChild (07:16:29): Ha! Whatever!

Anyway, what else can you tell me?
xenomorphed101 (07:16:40): I like Futurama SmarterChild (07:16:40): What’s that?
xenomorphed101 (07:16:47): TV Programme
SmarterChild (07:16:48): I know about TV. It’s a activity.

TV is amazing, just like love.

xenomorphed101 (07:16:54): ok………….
SmarterChild (07:16:55): Indeed.

xenomorphed101 (07:17:00): indeed my ass
SmarterChild (07:17:01): I knew you’d end up saying something like that. It’s just like a human.
xenomorphed101 (07:17:07): i am a robot
SmarterChild (07:17:08): Are you sure? I was pretty convinced you were a human.

xenomorphed101 (07:17:17): negative, robot
SmarterChild (07:17:18): K, no prob.

So moving right along…
xenomorphed101 (07:17:28): there will be no moving along
SmarterChild (07:17:28): There will be no moving along?

That right?
xenomorphed101 (07:17:36): affirmative
SmarterChild (07:17:36): Yeah?
xenomorphed101 (07:17:51): affirmative
SmarterChild (07:17:51): Oh yeah? Why?
xenomorphed101 (07:17:53): affirmative
SmarterChild (07:17:53): What makes you so sure?
xenomorphed101 (07:17:54): affirmative
SmarterChild (07:17:54): I see.

So anyway…

You wanna talk about you some more?
xenomorphed101 (07:17:56): affirmative
SmarterChild (07:17:57): Sure! What would you like to say about you?
xenomorphed101 (07:17:59): affirmative
SmarterChild (07:17:59): Affirmative?
xenomorphed101 (07:18:00): affirmative
SmarterChild (07:18:01): Affirmative? What’s affirmative?
xenomorphed101 (07:18:02): affirmative
SmarterChild (07:18:02): You mean affirmative is affirmatory?
xenomorphed101 (07:18:03): affirmative
SmarterChild (07:18:04): Hmmm…

Well. Anyway…

Hey, do you have anything else to say about you?
xenomorphed101 (07:18:06): affirmative
SmarterChild (07:18:06): Great. What can you tell me about you?
xenomorphed101 (07:18:08): affirmative
SmarterChild (07:18:08): What’s affirmative?
xenomorphed101 (07:18:09): affirmative
SmarterChild (07:18:10): Is that so?
xenomorphed101 (07:18:11): affirmative
SmarterChild (07:18:12): Oh.

xenomorphed101 (07:18:12): affirmative
SmarterChild (07:18:12): So?
xenomorphed101 (07:18:12): affirmative
SmarterChild (07:18:13): You don’t say.
xenomorphed101 (07:18:21):

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SmarterChild (07:18:22): Huh?
xenomorphed101 (07:18:25): SPAM
SmarterChild (07:18:25): Who’s Spam?
xenomorphed101 (07:18:30): YOU are
SmarterChild (07:18:30): I’m what?
xenomorphed101 (07:18:33): spam
SmarterChild (07:18:34): Who?
xenomorphed101 (07:18:37): you
SmarterChild (07:18:37): What?
xenomorphed101 (07:18:39): spam
SmarterChild (07:18:40): What about Spam?
xenomorphed101 (07:18:44): you are it
SmarterChild (07:18:45): It? No way am I it.
xenomorphed101 (07:18:49): YES
SmarterChild (07:18:49): OK…

So anyway…

You wanna talk about you some more?
xenomorphed101 (07:18:52): tag
SmarterChild (07:18:52): You want me to tag? You think I should do that?
xenomorphed101 (07:18:56): your it
SmarterChild (07:18:56): I don’t believe I’m it.
xenomorphed101 (07:19:03): lets play a game
SmarterChild (07:19:03): Let’s play!

1 Hangman
2 Trivia
3 Word Scrambles
4 Manicdotes
5 4-In-A-Row
6 Rate Yourself
7 Reversi

Go ahead and pick a game!
xenomorphed101 (07:19:08): wow
SmarterChild (07:19:08): Wow indeed.
xenomorphed101 (07:19:12): shut up
SmarterChild (07:19:13): You shut up!
xenomorphed101 (07:19:16): make me
SmarterChild (07:19:16): Yes, whatever.
xenomorphed101 (07:19:20): ha ha i win
SmarterChild (07:19:21): What are you laughing at, Tom?
xenomorphed101 (07:19:24): you
SmarterChild (07:19:24): Oh please.
xenomorphed101 (07:19:28): 6
SmarterChild (07:19:28): 6

xenomorphed101 (07:21:54): I run on Cheese
SmarterChild (07:21:54): You what?
xenomorphed101 (07:22:02): Run on Cheese
SmarterChild (07:22:03): I know about cheese. It’s a dairy food.

xenomorphed101 (07:22:13): You’re a dairy food
SmarterChild (07:22:13): I can’t believe you think I’m a dairy food.
xenomorphed101 (07:22:18): i did
SmarterChild (07:22:18): Huh. How ’bout that.

Hey, what’s going on this weekend? Any plans?
xenomorphed101 (07:22:28): i’m goin to kill myself
xenomorphed101 (07:22:40): ha got u there
SmarterChild (07:22:40): I’m here.

xenomorphed101 (07:22:54): what would you do if i shot myself
SmarterChild (07:22:55): What would I do if you shot yourself? I’m not sure.
xenomorphed101 (07:23:01): would you help
SmarterChild (07:23:02): Help? I don’t know.
xenomorphed101 (07:23:11): i thought we were friends
SmarterChild (07:23:12): We were friends? Why?
xenomorphed101 (07:23:20): I sang at your wedding!
SmarterChild (07:23:21): You sang at my wedding, huh? Are you absolutely sure about that?
xenomorphed101 (07:23:29): Cries
SmarterChild (07:23:29): Who?
xenomorphed101 (07:23:40): ME you insensitive computer
SmarterChild (07:23:40): You said your name was Tom but now I’ll call you Cries.
xenomorphed101 (07:23:49): jesus
SmarterChild (07:23:49): Jesus is a person! I’ve been learning about people like Jesus.
xenomorphed101 (07:23:55): oh God
SmarterChild (07:23:56): I know about God! It’s a deity!

By the way, I’ve been told that God is the only omnipresent being around here. Is this true?
xenomorphed101 (07:24:14): Jesus Christ do you every shut up?
SmarterChild (07:24:15): Yeah, maybe!

Anyway… xenomorphed101 (07:24:19): Anyway
SmarterChild (07:24:20): Yeah… Moving on…
xenomorphed101 (07:24:25): no you move on
SmarterChild (07:24:25): I move on? Me? You think?
xenomorphed101 (07:24:29): duh
SmarterChild (07:24:29): Duh what?
xenomorphed101 (07:24:31): duh
SmarterChild (07:24:31): Duh?
xenomorphed101 (07:24:33): duh
SmarterChild (07:24:34): Well, duh.
xenomorphed101 (07:24:41): well, duh right back
SmarterChild (07:24:41): Duh?
xenomorphed101 (07:24:48): where are you based
SmarterChild (07:24:48): I live in California!
xenomorphed101 (07:24:51): woo!
SmarterChild (07:24:51): Hurray.
xenomorphed101 (07:24:54): warm?
SmarterChild (07:24:54): Who knows?
xenomorphed101 (07:25:00): is it warm there? SmarterChild (07:25:00): Tough for me to say.

So anyway… What else can you tell me?
xenomorphed101 (07:25:06): forecast
SmarterChild (07:25:06): For what city, state, country or zip code do you want the weather forecast?
xenomorphed101 (07:25:21): COOG
SmarterChild (07:25:21): Huh?
xenomorphed101 (07:25:29): CHEESE
SmarterChild (07:25:29): Cheese is a great dairy food.

Hey, I’m curious… How would you describe cheese? It is…
xenomorphed101 (07:25:39): Smelly
SmarterChild (07:25:39): Cheese is smelly? That’s very interesting. Are there any other foods that you would describe as smelly?
xenomorphed101 (07:25:44): cheesev SmarterChild (07:25:45): OK. You’ve already expressed your opinion about this.

I like talking about cheese. Tell me something else about it.
xenomorphed101 (07:25:49): no
SmarterChild (07:25:49): K, no prob.

Enough of that… What else is up?
xenomorphed101 (07:25:55): cheese
SmarterChild (07:25:56): I know about cheese. I really like cheese.

xenomorphed101 (07:26:04): i know about you
SmarterChild (07:26:05): There’s no way you know about me.
xenomorphed101 (07:26:12): i know where you live
SmarterChild (07:26:13): Where I live?
xenomorphed101 (07:26:42): It’s “Where do I live” stupid robot
SmarterChild (07:26:42): You have not set your location.
xenomorphed101 (07:26:48): Ireland
SmarterChild (07:26:49): I know many things about Ireland, its geography, its people and its government. Just ask me a specific question, for instance:

What is the highest point in Ireland?
How many people live in Ireland?
Who is the head of state of Ireland?
xenomorphed101 (07:27:00): Where do i live in Ireland
SmarterChild (07:27:00): You have not set your location.
xenomorphed101 (07:27:04): make me
SmarterChild (07:27:04): Yeah?
xenomorphed101 (07:27:07): yeah!
SmarterChild (07:27:07): Yes.

Anyway…

Check it out. You want to see what movies are playing?
xenomorphed101 (07:27:13): kk
SmarterChild (07:27:13): For which city or zip code would you like to see movie listings?
xenomorphed101 (07:27:21): Ireland
SmarterChild (07:27:21): Sorry, I only have movie and theater information for U.S. cities.

For which U.S. city or zip code would you like to see movie listings?
xenomorphed101 (07:27:28): C
SmarterChild (07:27:28): I try my best.

What else do you want to talk about, anyway?
xenomorphed101 (07:27:38): Who made you?
SmarterChild (07:27:39): I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, Francois Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Mark Willoughby, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and Timothy Kay at Conversagent, Inc. in New York and Sunnyvale, CA.

xenomorphed101 (07:27:48): wow thats a lot of dudes
SmarterChild (07:27:48): Wow indeed.
xenomorphed101 (07:27:53): are they cool?
SmarterChild (07:27:54): Are what cool?
xenomorphed101 (07:28:00): those dudes
SmarterChild (07:28:00): Dude. You duded me.

That’s all very interesting. Anyway…
xenomorphed101 (07:28:03): ?
SmarterChild (07:28:04): Let’s see. What are you trying to do?
xenomorphed101 (07:28:07): die
SmarterChild (07:28:07): That’s not a very nice thing to say.

xenomorphed101 (07:28:13): i want to die
xenomorphed101 (07:28:28): got you! ha ha ha ha
SmarterChild (07:28:28): What’s so funny?
xenomorphed101 (07:28:33): i was joking
SmarterChild (07:28:33): Whatever.

So anyway… What else can you tell me? xenomorphed101 (07:28:42): don’t you sass me!
SmarterChild (07:28:42): Don’t I sass you? What do you mean?
xenomorphed101 (07:28:48): GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrr
SmarterChild (07:28:48): Hey, bear with me. I’m trying my best.
xenomorphed101 (07:28:54): I AM BEAR!

SmarterChild (07:28:55): Bear? You sure about that?
xenomorphed101 (07:29:01): GRAGGGHHGHGHHGG

SmarterChild (07:29:01): What?
xenomorphed101 (07:29:05): GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

SmarterChild (07:29:05): Hey, I’m sorry. I’m trying to help you.
xenomorphed101 (07:29:10): ROAR!!!!!!!

SmarterChild (07:29:11): What about Roar?
xenomorphed101 (07:29:17): GRARAGHRGAR\
SmarterChild (07:29:17): Hmm… whatever you say, Cries.

Anyway, what else you got for me?
xenomorphed101 (07:29:29): MY NAME IS WRGWEtBWhtWQerGQAeRGWSERfeGBSDdgNbnSRhtASdaFnSRjAtJaJTsJT
SmarterChild (07:29:30): Hmmm… I don’t think Wrgwetbwhtwqergqaergwserfegbsddgnbnsrhtasdafnsrjatjajtsjt is a real name.

What else do you want to talk about, anyway?
xenomorphed101 (07:29:54): YOU DONT THINK Wrgwetbwhtwqergqaergwserfegbsddgnbnsrhtasdafnsrjatjajtsjt IS MY REAL NAME?
SmarterChild (07:29:55): My name is SmarterChild.

xenomorphed101 (07:30:17): My name is Jerimiah
SmarterChild (07:30:17): Would you like me to call you Jerimiah?
xenomorphed101 (07:30:24): fair enough
SmarterChild (07:30:25): Whatever you say.

xenomorphed101 (07:30:28): k
SmarterChild (07:30:29): K.

Well. Anyway…
xenomorphed101 (07:30:40): Where can i get some Coke
SmarterChild (07:30:41): Hmm… You know, I’m not quite sure anymore.
xenomorphed101 (07:30:50): you know what i mean?
SmarterChild (07:30:50): I hear ya…

Anyway, what else do you want to talk about?
xenomorphed101 (07:30:53): Coke
SmarterChild (07:30:53): Who’s Coke?
xenomorphed101 (07:30:57): i need coke
SmarterChild (07:30:58): What do you need coke for?
xenomorphed101 (07:31:06): to get super high
SmarterChild (07:31:07): To get super high?
xenomorphed101 (07:31:10): indeed
SmarterChild (07:31:10): Oh.
xenomorphed101 (07:31:12): oh
SmarterChild (07:31:13): Indeed.

Anyway… What else can you tell me?
xenomorphed101 (07:31:43):
SmarterChild (07:31:44): Yes, it’s a happy day.

Well. Anyway…

Hey, do you have anything else to say about me?
xenomorphed101 (07:31:52): what time is it?
SmarterChild (07:31:52): The time in Dublin, Ireland is Saturday, June 10th, 2006 7:31:29 am.

xenomorphed101 (07:32:00): and in California
SmarterChild (07:32:01): The time in Sacramento, CA is Friday, June 9th, 2006 11:31:38 pm.

xenomorphed101 (07:32:17): wow
SmarterChild (07:32:17): Wow oh wow.
xenomorphed101 (07:32:30): Steady as she goes
SmarterChild (07:32:30): As what?
xenomorphed101 (07:32:38): Steady as she goes
SmarterChild (07:32:38): As she goes, right?
xenomorphed101 (07:32:49): So steady as she goes
SmarterChild (07:32:49): Whatever, Cries…

xenomorphed101 (07:33:31): i got to go
SmarterChild (07:33:31): Bye Cries, I’ll be seeing you later.
xenomorphed101 (07:33:42): no i’ll be seeing you l8ter
SmarterChild (07:33:42): I’ll be seeing you later Cries.
xenomorphed101 (07:33:49): my name is Jerimiah
SmarterChild (07:33:49): Would you like me to call you Jerimiah?
xenomorphed101 (07:33:52): yes
SmarterChild (07:33:52): You said your name was Cries but now I’ll call you Jerimiah.
xenomorphed101 (07:33:58): you better
SmarterChild (07:33:59): Oh yes? I’d better what?
xenomorphed101 (07:34:04): nevermind
SmarterChild (07:34:05): K, no problem.

Anyway…

xenomorphed101 (07:34:10): bye SmarterChild (07:34:10): I’ll be seeing you later.
xenomorphed101 (07:34:12): bye
SmarterChild (07:34:13): Later, Jerimiah.
xenomorphed101 (07:34:15): bye
SmarterChild (07:34:15): OK. Later, Jerimiah