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submitted by Sang on 06.30.2006
A very proper man started going into the neighborhood drug store every week and buying 2 dozen boxes of condoms. Week after week, he would come in with the same order. One day, the druggist felt he had to say something to the man. “Wow! You must have the stamina of a bull. Talk about getting lucky! How on earth do you use that many condoms a week?”
The man looked at him in disgust and said, “I beg your pardon, but I find the whole idea of sex repulsive!”
So, the druggist asked, “Then what do you do with all those condoms?”
The gentleman answered, “I feed them to my poodle and now she poops in little plastic bags.
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submitted by Sang on 06.30.2006
After watching this video, I can say that I know what it feels like to be in the girl’s situation. NOT because I got caught trying to photocopy up my skirt, but because I’ve been in the it’s-not-what-it-looks-like situation.
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submitted by Sang on 06.30.2006
This is a pretty funny video. I wish that it could be longer so that we can see more of the guy’s reaction…
Anyway, this guy’s playing a first person shooter. He gets killed, yells that the computer (or opponent), and then goes on to break his computer. By punching the keyboard.
Although it seems like he says “I’m annihilated,” the guy is not speaking English, so don’t try to listen in. If you recognize what he’s saying, feel free to enlighten us in the comments. Also, if you recognize the game, post it in the comments.
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submitted by Sang on 06.30.2006
You’ve seen this commercial before. A truck rolls down a huge cliff. Unscathed.
Here it is again on Sangent.
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submitted by Sang on 06.30.2006
Most of you have been to the ocean before. Without knowing, I can guess that a good number of you were too lazy to get out of the ocean and find a bathroom when you needed. So what did you do? Pissed in the ocean. I’m not gonna lie; I’m guilty of increasing the ocean’s water supply.
But were you daring enough to relieve yourself at the pool? Maybe someone else’s personal pool?
This clip is from The Jamie Kennedy Experiment. For those of you who have not seen the show, it’s just another hidden camera show that pranks people. Unlike Punk’d or Candid Camera, Jamie does the stuff himself instead of a gang of people. Yes, this means he dresses as a girl sometimes.
In this episode, Jamie closes the pool down for 5 minutes. You know what for.
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submitted by Sang on 06.30.2006
Here’s a video of a chimp (black belt, apparently) showing off some pretty sweet martial arts moves.
I wish the video were a bit longer so that you can see what else this thing can do, though, but it’s moves are still pretty cool.
Spinning kicks are damn hard kicks. I have yet to master it, and I’ll have to do it to get my black belt.
submitted by Sang on 06.30.2006
A sleepy mother wanted to calm her two year old son down so that she could have some shuteye inadvertently handed him some contraceptive pill instead of candy.
The baby was sent to the hospital, but there was no word on whether the son has stopped ovulating.
[via arab news]
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submitted by Sang on 06.30.2006
Let’s have a short quiz. Say you have a son. He stays out all night and sleeps until 1. He won’t find a job, and stays in the basement. Rinse, lather, and repeat for 3 years. Do you…
a) Talk to the kid. Maybe play a little guilt trip on him. Perhaps bring the classifieds to him. If he refuses to listen to you and you find that the newspapers you gave him have become wallpapers for his basement, you might wanna go a little farther and stop feeding him.
b) File a restraining order on your son.
Since you’re on Sangent, you can pretty much guess what this dad did.
[via union leader]
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submitted by Sang on 06.29.2006
Living in the western hemisphere, the World Cup comes on at a very comfortable time, so Americans (north and south) and Canadians can watch the World Cup pretty much as soon as they wake up.
If you’re living in China or somewhere in the other part of the world, things are a little bit different, so diehard soccer fans would do anything so that they could watch the World Cup.
One man saved his TV from his burning house, plugged it back into a socket somewhere after he rescued it, and resumed watching.
Another man quit his job in order to watch the games.
Somebody else turned down a raise saying that World Cup > job.
Yet, another man locked his wife in the bathroom…I guess so that she wouldn’t get in front of the TV and tell him to go to sleep.
[via news24]
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