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submitted by Sang on 05.28.2006

united health care commercialThis commercial reminds me of the time me and my friend went out to destroy a bee hive. The difference between what we did and what the two guys in this commercial did is that we had a jacket on (something thick) and pants.

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submitted by Sang on 05.28.2006

beer commercialThis commercial shows you why you shouldn’t get caught by your wife drinking beer in a mess.

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submitted by Sang on 05.28.2006

crop circleIn my yearbook, every other page in the students’ sections (the part with the pictures of students and names), there is a question that yearbook editors ask random students. In the senior section, the questions deal with senior stuff, like senioritis, college plans, and senior pranks.

One of the girls that answered the senior pranks question said that she would use weed killer used on the football field to spell out “Seniors ‘06″

A similar prank happened at Everglades High School, but prank there was a little bit more immature than the girl at my school’s.

They burned a 15 foot outline of a penis.

If the culprits are caught, they will face at least two felony charges of arson and felony criminal mischief, possibly punishable with at least one year in jail.

I know the picture on the left is not a penis, but it’s the best I could do.

[via sun sentinel]


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submitted by Sang on 05.28.2006

pizza with heart pepperoniesDid you know that your favorite topping(s) on a pizza determine(s) your personality? I didn’t either until I read this article.

Generally, when I order a pizza, I get pepperoni. I don’t know why. Perhaps it’s the traditional pizza. According to this article, those who like one meat topping (only pepperoni, sausage, or chicken) are irritable, forgetful procrastinators. Well, at least they got the procrastination part down. The others are somewhat true. I’m also compatible with other irritable procrastinators.

People who order multiple meat toppings (pepperoni, sausage, and chicken all on one) are dramatic, seductive extroverts who love to be the center of attention and can sweep you off your feet. These people are compatible with the irritables mentioned above.

If you like one veggie topping on your pizza, then you’re an empathetic, easygoing romantic. Aww. To top it all off, you’re compatible with everybody.

If ordering more than one veggie topping is your thing, you’re a trustworthy, loyal, and humble person. Like a dog! The downside to this is that people will often take advantage of you. Go with people who prefer non-traditional toppings.

What about those who order pineapple or anchovies? You’re most likely a competitive and ambitious individual. You’re compatible with the multiple veggies orderers.

What do you like to have on your pizza?

[via comcast relationships]


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submitted by Mitchell on 05.28.2006

DeclineThe adventures of Dim, Dan and JT continue as they receive a strange invitation to a famous event! Little do they know something evil is afoot…

The movie is quite different to the first (improved graphic style, more supporting characters and plot, this one is set in 2004, not 2059), while still running on a lot of the same lines (critisism of video games).

Once again, major props to The Super Flash Brothers and Double Helix for another excellent installment!

If you are a member of Newgrounds.com and would like to review this flash, click the link below:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/191110

Otherwise, click “more” to view the video.

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submitted by Graz on 05.28.2006

One day in the ocean, a whale notices the fishing boat that killed his father. He thinks up a plan to get back at the fishers and goes and finds his wife to help him with it. He tells her that they will both swim to the right-underside of the boat and then they will blow out their blowholes causing the boat to tip over. They go and do that and the boat flips over. After the boat is flipped though, the whale notices that the men on board are swimming for shore. He turns to his wife and asks her to help him swallow the men alive. She looks right back at him and says, “I helped you with the blow job, but I’m not swallowing the seamen.”


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submitted by Mitchell on 05.28.2006

This is funny and it will boggle your mind!

  1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

  2. Now, while doing this, draw the number “6″ in the air with your right Hand.

Your foot will change direction.

This has something to do with the way your mind interprets your bodies movements. Get a friend to try it…they won’t believe it either!


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submitted by Crazy 88 on 05.28.2006

  • I won’t install this because I don’t want to

  • my god you’ve been here a long time

  • Do you have any idea how many hours a day you spend playing World of warcraft?

  • I swear if you open this file one more time I’m crashing!

  • I don’t remember

  • I’ll open this file for you…But first answer 3 ancient riddles!

  • If you loved me at all, you’d stop searching with google

  • oh good god no, not Limewire!! Please don’t!!!!

  • you know secretly, the people at the other end of the AIM, actualy hate you, they just don’t tell you

  • You have the most horrible taste in music ever

  • every time you come home, the hard drive pees itself


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submitted by Mitchell on 05.28.2006

The Sims 2This is a movie I recieved recently as an attatchment. It’s made using a Desktop Camera and the PC game The Sims 2. Quite frankly, it’s very funny and will most likely make you yell out WTF?!

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