submitted by miskis on 05.29.2006
Sang and I go a long way back, 18.5 years to be more precise…I’m his older sister. I will be writing about dumb things Sang does and says. For example, one time he thought that the word “mortified” means “scared to death”.
Ok, I’m not that mean. (He wouldn’t approve my post if I write more anyway). Sang is a pretty good kid, although he never cleans up after himself.
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submitted by Sang on 05.29.2006
We’ve all been there. Someone’s talking to us, and out of nowhere, an attractive person of the opposite sex walks by, and you can’t help but look.
But you have to make it discreet and quick or else you might get in trouble for it.
The guy in this video is presented with the same problem.
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submitted by Sang on 05.29.2006
Male dogs are like unrefined guys. If they see something they like, they’ll start humping it, regardless of what that ’something’ is.
Watch this video to see what I’m talking about.
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submitted by Sang on 05.29.2006
A man was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital, and his wife was sitting at his bedside.
His eyes fluttered open, and he murmured, “You’re beautiful.”
Flattered, the wife continued her vigil while he drifted back to sleep.
Later, her husband woke up and said, “You’re cute.”
Startled, she asked him, “What happened to ‘beautiful?’”
“The drugs are wearing off,” he replied.
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submitted by Mitchell on 05.29.2006
This guy was trying to create a Stunts & Tricks movie for GTA: San Andreas, when this happened. I didn’t know GTA: SA had such good collision detection…
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submitted by Sang on 05.29.2006
The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Papa bear were splitting up, and baby bear had to decide who he was going to live with.
So, the judge wanted to talk to baby bear to see what he thought about living with either of his parents. When he asked baby bear about living with his father, baby bear said “No, I can’t live with Papa bear, he beats me terribly.”
“OK,” said the judge, “then you want to live with your mother, right?”
“No way!” replied baby bear, “She beats me worse than Papa bear does.”
The judge was a bit confused by this, and didn’t quite know what to do. “Well, you have to live with someone, so is there any relatives you would like to stay with?” asked the judge.
“Yes,” answered baby bear, “my aunt Bertha bear who lives in Chicago.”
“You’re sure she will treat you well and won’t beat you?” asked the judge.
“Oh definitely,” said baby bear, “the Chicago Bears don’t beat anybody.”
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submitted by Sang on 05.29.2006
So you wanna go to Dollywood, eh? Head over to Pigeon Forge’s music theatres, outlet malls, restaurants and attractions and look out for people in red shirts. They’ll be giving out $30 in gas certificates.
[via canada.com]
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submitted by Sang on 05.29.2006
DC Comics and Marvel Comics are about to change their characters.
For example, Blue Beetle will now be a Mexican teenager with a magical scarab. Batwoman will be a lesbian in addition to a crime fighter.
Black Panther, at Marvel Comics, will marry Storm from X-Men.
[via united international press]
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submitted by Mitchell on 05.29.2006
Lithuanian police thought their machinery was broken when a driver’s breath test registered 18 times the legal alcohol limit — twice the amount considered fatal. It wasn’t.
Police said Vidmantas Sungaila registered 7.27 grams per liter of alcohol in his blood on different devices after he was pulled over 60 miles from the capital, Vilnius. Lithuania’s legal limit is 0.4 grams per liter. Medical experts say anything above 3.5 grams is lethal for most people.
“This guy should have been lying dead, but he was still driving. It must be an unofficial national record,” said Saulius Skvernelis, director of national police traffic control.
Copyright 2006 Los Angeles Times
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