Two Whales | Sangent - The Daily Ramblings

submitted by Graz on 05.28.2006 in Jokes/Puns

One day in the ocean, a whale notices the fishing boat that killed his father. He thinks up a plan to get back at the fishers and goes and finds his wife to help him with it. He tells her that they will both swim to the right-underside of the boat and then they will blow out their blowholes causing the boat to tip over. They go and do that and the boat flips over. After the boat is flipped though, the whale notices that the men on board are swimming for shore. He turns to his wife and asks her to help him swallow the men alive. She looks right back at him and says, “I helped you with the blow job, but I’m not swallowing the seamen.”