Sangent

submitted by Crazy 88 on 05.27.2006 in Jokes

• I forgot, I’m not allowed to date outside my species

• I’m allergic to ugly

• I’m washing my hair tonight, one strand at a time

• Don’t you have a Star Trek convention you should be at right now?

• My great aunt died

• 12 years ago

• Tell you what, I’ll go out with you if YOU can tell me the last time you took a shower…Can’t do it can you?

• My crotch can vouch on my behalf, that you indeed do not arouse me

• Are those your breasts? Or is that where you keep your BB gun ammo?

• The 80s called, they want their hair back

• Were you ever on a “Save the whales” poster?

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