submitted by Crazy 88 on 05.25.2006 in Jokes
- You ask your friend to be the best man and he backs up a little
- The bridesmaids all wear gas masks
- The band is a midget kiss cover band
- When you say “I do” the priest says “Is that your final answer?”
- The father walks the bride down the aisle….with a shotgun always pointed at you
- When asked if anyone has reasons these two should not be wed, about 50 or so hands go up
- In the backround of the reception, your mother and father start crying and saying “Where did we go wrong!?”
- The reception has at least 20 people who you don’t know
- You haven’t even reached the alter yet…and someone tells you your fiance now owns your house
- …and your car
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May 27th, 2006 at 00:04:46
i got really confused for a second, then it took me a minute to figure out that the title is a typo
“sings”=”signs”
im not a jackass i just dont wanna get ppl stuck like me
May 27th, 2006 at 14:13:10
“alter” should be “altar”
funny though
what the heck is a “midget kiss cover band”