submitted by Sang on 05.18.2006 in Jokes
Jesus loves you…but everyone else thinks you are an ass.
Impotence..Nature’s way of saying “No hard feelings,”
The proctologist called …they found your head..
Everyone has a photographic memory …some just don’t have any film.
Save your breath…You’ll need it to blow up your date.
Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
I used to have a handle on life…but it broke off.
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
Guys…just because you have one, doesn’t mean you have to be one..
Some people just don’t know how to drive… I call these people “Everybody But Me,”
Don’t like my driving? Then quit watching me.
If you can read this…I can slam on my brakes and sue you.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Try not to let your mind wander…It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.
Hang up and drive!!
And The Number One Bumper Sticker you’d Like To See!!
Welcome to America …now speak English
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November 14th, 2006 at 12:44:34
ok
November 16th, 2006 at 23:15:24
procrastinators of the world unite……….tomorrow
November 17th, 2006 at 16:03:51
ok…
November 17th, 2006 at 18:14:20
do you understand what a procrastinator is MasterChief ?
November 20th, 2006 at 19:03:45
quit arguing. yes, i deleted your comments. all fatty corpuscle did was thought of another bumper sticker. no need argue.