Quotes | Sangent - The Daily Ramblings

submitted by Sang on 05.15.2006 in Jokes

Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened. -Cora Harvey Armstrong

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. -Helen Hayes (at 73)

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. -Lily Tomlin

You know the hardest thing about having cerebral palsy and being a woman? It’s plucking your eyebrows. That’s how I originally got pierced ears. -Geri Jewel

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. -Erma Bombeck

Old age ain’t no place for sissies. -Bette Davis

Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows. -Jennifer Unlimited

I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once. -Jennifer Unlimited

If you can’t be a good example, then you’ll just have to be a horrible warning. -Catherine Aird

If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. -Sue Grafton

I’m not going to vacuum ’til Sears makes one you can ride on. -Roseanne Barr

I think—therefore I’m single. -Lizz Winstead

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. -Elayne Boosler

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. -Gloria Steinem

I never married, because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late every night. -Marie Corelli

If men can run the world, why can’t they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck? -Linda Ellerbee

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. -Eleanor Roosevelt