submitted by Sang on 05.1.2006 in Jokes, Jokes/Puns
Q: What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
A: They both like a tight seal.
Q: What did the lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?
A: They’re right! We do taste like chicken!
Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
A: Erotic is using a feather….kinky is using the whole chicken.
Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One..Men will screw anything.
Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
A: Men always miss them.
Q: Why do so many women fake orgasm?
A: Because so many men fake foreplay.
Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead?
A: The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.
Q: How are twisters (tornadoes) and marriage alike?
A: They both begin with a lot of blowing and sucking, and in the end you lose your house.
Q: What’s the difference between a blimp and 365 blow jobs?
A: One is a Goodyear. The other is a great year.
Q: What’s the difference between a golf ball and a woman’s clitoris?
A: A man will spend 20 minutes looking for the golf ball.
Q: What’s the difference between a whorehouse and a circus?
A: One is a cunning array of stunts……
Q: How do you surprise Helen Keller?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Q: What’s the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A: A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, and a bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you.
Q: Why did God create man?
A: Because you can’t cut the grass with a vibrator.
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