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submitted by Sang on 05.31.2006

meteorologist can't stop laughingLaughter is one of the many things that makes life great. It has mysterious medicinal properties. It will make your day. It spreads like a virus.

If you see a person laughing, like in a movie, even if you don’t know the situation, you’ll eventually start cracking up.

So if you like laughing, check out of clip of a meteorologist laughing uncontrollably for 1 minute.

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submitted by Sang on 05.31.2006

elevator prankWhat would you do if, after the elevator ride, you find that a wall is blocking your exit?

For some, you’ll just go down one floor and use the stairs to get to your destination. For the claustrophobic few, this makes for a funny prank and a great video.

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submitted by Sang on 05.31.2006

no illegals = no burritosMy mailbox is being flooded with mail concerning gas prices and illegal immigrants. To boycott oil companies or not; to provide amnesty to illegal immigrants or not, etc.

Since I have become jaded to the various solutions proposed by the Republicans, Democrats, Sierra Club, ACLU, etc. I have elected to solve the problems as they affect me. It solves both my gas and illegal immigrant problems.

I have hired illegal immigrants to push my car. They’re plentiful and cheaper than buying gas.

GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!


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submitted by Sang on 05.31.2006

judge's robesHow hot has it gotten where you live?

It’s gotten so hot at one courtroom because the thermostat failed to turn on. When something gets this hot, what do you do? You strip off clothing.

That’s exactly what a judge at this courtroom did. That’s right. Robe’s off.

[via winona daily]


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submitted by Sang on 05.31.2006

ronald mcdonald arrestedRonald McDonald has been stolen again from a Miramar Beach franchise.

He was last spotted wearing a yellow jumpsuit, red-and-white striped shirt and red boots.

[via local 6]


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submitted by Mitsubishi on 05.31.2006

FlagAMSTERDAM (Reuters) - Dutch pedophiles are launching a political party to push for a cut in the legal age for sexual relations to 12 from 16 and the legalization of child pornography and sex with animals, sparking widespread outrage.

The Charity, Freedom and Diversity (NVD) party said on its Web site it would be officially registered Wednesday, proclaiming: “We are going to shake The Hague awake!”

The party said it wanted to cut the legal age for sexual relations to 12 and eventually scrap the limit altogether.

“A ban just makes children curious,” Ad van den Berg, one of the party’s founders, told the Algemeen Dagblad (AD) newspaper.

“We want to make pedophilia the subject of discussion,” he said, adding the subject had been a taboo since the 1996 Marc Dutroux child abuse scandal in neighboring Belgium.

“We want to get into parliament so we have a voice. Other politicians only talk about us in a negative sense, as if we were criminals,” Van den Berg told Reuters.

The Netherlands, which already has liberal policies on soft drugs, prostitution and gay marriage, was shocked by the plan.

An opinion poll published Tuesday showed that 82 percent wanted the government to do something to stop the new party, while 67 percent said promoting pedophilia should be illegal.

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submitted by Sang on 05.31.2006

wallet on groundNot news: Man loses wallet.

News: Wallet returned after 25 years.

Obvious: The wallet contained no money.

[via 6 abc]


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submitted by Mitsubishi on 05.31.2006

Beer“Carlsberg doesn’t do pub teams. But if they did, they’d probably be the best pub team in the world!”

This is a commercial for Carlsberg beer. Its almost 3 minutes long, so it was probably used during half-time on soccer games.

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submitted by Sang on 05.30.2006

Do you know how popular your name is? You can usually tell if you’ve ever acknowledged someone with your name…or if your parents named you Moxie CrimeFighter (Penn Jillette of Penn & Teller).

You can tell if your name was the number one name for a particular decade.

Unfortunately, my name, Awesome, was no where to be found.

How popular is your name? All Marys are banned from commenting on this post.


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