submitted by Sang on 04.28.2006

He’s more than a cat. He’s a cat and a half.

The operator of a local private shelter for cats says she’s astonished by her latest charge - an affectionate six-legged orange tabby she’s named Willoughby.

“Seeing is believing,” Marjorie Hervey, the founder and president of the Hervey Foundation for Cats, told the Sun yesterday. She picked up Willoughby on Friday night from city animal control.

“This is something that’s really genetically wrong. It’s really weird. I’ve never seen anything like this and I’ve seen thousands and thousands of cats.”

The year-old Willoughby somehow manages to get around with an extra two front legs. Two of the legs are fused together on one side from the shoulder down to the paw. The other two front limbs, which are much shorter, likely will have to be amputated, Hervey said.

[Via edmonton sun]

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submitted by Sang on 04.28.2006

Walter Cavanagh, or “Mr. Plastic Fantastic” as stated in Guinness Book of World Records has 1,497 credit cards, all of which are valid.

So what is his credit line? $1.7 million. This means that he has $1.7 million available to him anytime.

How did it all start? A bet. In the 1960s, he made a bet with his friend, and the winner would get a free dinner. He got 143 cards, and his friend got 138.

[Via abc]

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submitted by Sang on 04.28.2006

Scientists say Comet 73P/Schwassmann-Wachmann 3 (convienently called SW 3) that is currently splitting up into fragments will NOT strike Earth next month on Memorial Day causing killer tsunamis and mass extinctions.

The closest fragment from SW 3, Fragment C (see picture), will come closest to Earth on May 12 at a deadly distance of 7.3 million miles above the Earth’s surface.

[Via Yahoo! News]

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submitted by Sang on 04.28.2006

ROME (Reuters) - A shoplifter took a very wrong turn — toward Rome’s police headquarters — while fleeing a supermarket with two stolen bottles of alcohol.

Hearing screams of “Stop thief!,” heavily armed police just outside the building grabbed the 19-year-old, a police spokeswoman said Thursday.

Stunned, the crook immediately confessed and handed over the liquor.

“Yes, I stole the bottles. But not this chocolate,” he said, pointing to a candy bar he had purchased earlier, according to Il Messaggero newspaper.

Three of his friends, spectators to the event, were arrested as accomplices, the spokeswoman said.

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submitted by Sang on 04.28.2006

All right, the front page’s back. I deactivated a bunch of plugins such as email and related posts. We’ll see how that changes things so far.

Another thing you might notice is that the pages (look on the side) is gone, or almost. I found out that wordpress was writing to my .htaccess file whenever you write a page (not post), and longer .htaccess files causes bottleneck.

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submitted by Sang on 04.28.2006

1. 6:00 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.

1. Having sex in a single bed is absurd.

2. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

3. Your fantasies of having sex with three women with lesbian tendencies are replaced by fantasies of having sex with anyone at all.

4. You don’t volunteer for clinical trials at the local hospital.

5. You know all of the people sleeping in your house.

6. You carry an umbrella.

7. Seven-day benders are no longer realistic.

8. You don’t get drunk at home, to save money, before going to a club.

9. Breaking the law means doing 40 in a 30 zone.

10. You don’t find a “dump” left in the toilet hysterically funny anymore.

11. You don’t have mice living in your kitchen.

12. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

13. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.

14. Your friends marry and divorce instead of get together and break-up.

15. You pay the government thousands of dollars every year.

16. You go to the pharmacy for Tylenol and antacids, not Condoms and pregnancy test kits.

17. A $5 bottle of wine is no longer “pretty good stuff.”

18. You’re the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won’t turn down the music.

19. You get out of bed in the morning even if it’s raining.

20. You can’t persuade your roommates to “Drink till dawn.”

21. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

22. You always know where you are when you wake up.

23. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

24. You feed your dog Purina instead of McDonald”s.

25. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m.

26. You can remember the name of the person you wake up next to.

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submitted by Mitchell on 04.28.2006

This is a quiz made by (or at least, sponsored by) ZipperFish.com. If you want to try to test your knowledge of the good ‘ol NES days, here’s your chance. I got 1900-out-of-a-possible-2000 points. See if you can beat it!

Take the quiz

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submitted by Mitchell on 04.28.2006

Warning: Contains minor profanities (OMG!)

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees a big bad wolf crouched down behind a log.

“My what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf.”

The wolf jumps up and runs away.

Further down the road, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, and this time he is crouched behind a bush.

“My what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf.”

Again, the wolf jumps up and runs away.

About two miles down the road, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again,and this time he is crouched down behind a rock.

“My what big teeth you have, Mr. Wolf.”

With that, the wolf jumps up and screams:

“Will you fck off? I’m trying to take a sht!”

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submitted by Sang on 04.27.2006

In this stand up comedy clip of Dave Chappelle, he talks about AIDS and its origins. According to Dave, AIDS came from people having sex with monkeys.

He then goes on a long tangent about having sex with monkeys.

WARNING: Uncensored Chappelle.

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