submitted by Sang on 04.30.2006 in Jokes
A rugged cowboy from Brokeback Mountain, Wyoming, goes into the doctor’s office and has some tests run.
The doctor comes back and says, “I am not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS.”
The cowboy tugs at his Stetson and sets his jaw and says, “Doc, what can I do?”
The doctor says, “I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 of a box of Grapenuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice.”
The cowboy squares his rugged shoulders and asks, “Will that cure me, Doc?”
“No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is for.”
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May 1st, 2006 at 02:49:48
that’s mean
May 1st, 2006 at 04:57:48
duuuuuude thats awesome….so true….keep ‘em coming!
May 1st, 2006 at 21:34:29
that’s awful and mean
May 2nd, 2006 at 08:21:24
that was great. make more jokes like that:mrgreen:
January 25th, 2008 at 19:02:24
duuuuuuuuuude……..effin hillariouis. makes sense.