submitted by Mitsubishi on 04.30.2006 in Jokes
A German, an Italian and a Newfie are on death row.
The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:
- to be shot
- to be hung
- to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.
So the German said, “Shoot me right in the head.” (Boom, he was dead instantly).
Then the Italian said, “Just hang me.” (Snap, he was dead.)
Then the Newfie said, “Give me some of that AIDS stuff.”
They gave him the shot, and the Newfie fell down laughing.
The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.
Then the Newfie said, “Give me another one of those shots,” so the guards did.
Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.
Finally the warden said, “What is wrong with you?”
The Newfie replied, “You guys are so stupid….. I’m wearing a condom!”
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April 30th, 2006 at 12:48:45
i don’t get it. aids doesn’t kill a person instantly
April 30th, 2006 at 15:36:11
Choice #3 was “To be injected with AIDS for a SLOW death”. The Newfie chose it, thinking that using a condom will stop the injected AIDS from infecting him.
April 30th, 2006 at 16:02:30
don’t you hate it when you have to explain a joke?
May 1st, 2006 at 02:52:10
so this pokes fun at newfoundlanders?
May 1st, 2006 at 19:26:36
In reply to Sang’s post:
Yes…yes I do! I can’t imagine how you have endured it for this long!:grin:
In reply to miskis’ post:
Yes…yes it does!:roll: