Sangent

submitted by Sang on 04.20.2006 in Jokes

Comebacks to that all time favorite question “Why Aren’t You Married Yet?”

• You haven’t asked yet.

• I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life.

• Because I just love hearing this question.

• Just lucky, I guess.

• It gives my mother something to live for.

• My fiancée is awaiting his/her parole.

• I’m still hoping for a shot at Miss/Mr. America.

• Do you know how hard it is to get two tickets to Miss Saigon?

• I’m waiting until I get to be your age.

• It didn’t seem worth a blood test.

• I already have enough laundry to do, thank you.

• Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of dating.

• My co-op board doesn’t allow spouses.

• I’d have to forfeit my billion dollar trust fund.

• They just opened a great singles bar on my block.

• I wouldn’t want my parents to drop dead from sheer happiness.

• I guess it just goes to prove that you can’t trust those voodoo doll rituals.

• What? And lose all the money I’ve invested in running personal ads?

• I don’t want to have to support another person on my paycheck.

• Why aren’t you thin?

• I’m married to my career, although recently we have been considering a trial separation.

• (Bonus reply for Single Mothers) Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.

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