submitted by Sang on 04.12.2006 in Jokes
A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a martini to the amazement of the barkeep.
When the bartender gives the gorilla the martini, he’s further surprised to see that the ape is holding out a 20 dollar bill.
The man takes the 20. Then, he decides to see just how smart the gorilla is, so he hands the ape back only a dollar change.
The gorilla quietly sips the martini until the barkeep breaks the silence. “We don’t get too many apes in here,” he says.
The gorilla replies, “At $19 a drink, I’m not surprised.”
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