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submitted by Sang on 04.9.2006 in Life/Weird/Funny News

Haha, this is the funniest thing that I’ve read in a while. A mom from Philadelphia wants her son to go to prom…badly. So bad, in fact, that she posted an ad on craigslist looking for a date. She is willing to pay you $500 for your time, but you must be cute and you must be able to pass for 17-19.

Think of it as parental pimping.

Since craigslist is known for deleting ads, I’ll post the original here in case you can’t view the one on the site.

Date: 2006-04-01, 1:35PM EST


I won’t go into the whole story, but my son got dumped by the girl he was going to take to his prom. The prom is in a few weeks and I want him to have a date.

So here is the deal. Go with my son as his date. No expectations on his or my part other than going to the prom with him. He is tall, fairly good looking, but somewhat unexperienced with girls. He is not a geek as he played on 2 varsity high school sport teams for the past 3 years.

What’s in it for you. $500 cash for your time and I will pick up the cost of your dress, hair styling, etc. up to another $300. You will be picked up in a limo.

Requirements are that you are cute and could pass for 17-19.

Thanks.


* this is in or around Bucks County
* no — it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: $500 plus (see ad)



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[Via craigs list]

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