Sangent

submitted by Sang on 04.2.2006 in Jokes

You can learn a lot from reading the graffiti in a bathroom, library or other public area…

• The best way to a man’s heart is to saw his breast plate open.
  Women’s rest room, Murphy’s, Champaign, Ill.

• If you voted for Clinton in the last election, you can’t take a dump here. Your asshole is in Washington.
  Men’s rest room, Outback Steakhouse, Tacoma, Wash.

• Beauty is only a light switch away.
  Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, N.C.

• If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let’s all get wasted and have the time of our lives.
  Armand’s Pizza, Washington, D.C.

• Remember, it’s not “How high are you?”, it’s “Hi, how are you?”
  Rest stop off Route 81, W. VA.

• God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?
  The Irish Times, Washington, D.C.

• Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
  The Bayou, Baton Rouge, La.

• No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.
  Men’s rest room, Linda’s Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, N.C.

• It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
  Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg, Ariz.

• A woman’s rule of thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have trouble with it.
  Women’s rest room, Dick’s Last Resort, Dallas, Tex.

• Watch out for gay limbo dancers.
  Inside toilet stall door, men’s rest room?

• Express Lane: Five beers or less.
  Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic’s, Phoenix, Ariz.

• You’re too good for him.
  Sign over mirror in women’s rest room, Ed Debevic’s, Beverly Hills, CA

• No wonder you always go home alone.
  Sign over mirror in men’s rest room, Ed Debevic’s, Beverly Hills, CA

• What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands.
  Men’s rest room, Lynagh’s, Lexington, KY

• Friends don’t let friends take home ugly men
  Women’s restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE

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