submitted by Sang on 03.29.2006
Devin Haskin, a 3 year old toddler climbed inside a toy claw machine through the chute yesterday at Godfather’s Pizza.
Can you say Toy Story?
[Via WFTV]
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submitted by Sang on 03.29.2006
The following is a video featuring Ryan Sobol, this kid in my Spanish class at Brookwood High School, doing an interpretive dance of Lancelot in The Once and Future King for Gifted Language Arts to Cher’s Believe. The kid got a C. Oh well.
Read the rest of this entry to view the dance.
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submitted by Sang on 03.29.2006
A hotel called 21C, short for 21st century, that’s located on 7th and Main (probably in New York) is probably the coolest hotel I’ve heard of in a while except those 7 star hotels in the Middle East.
First of all, the valet rides a Segway. There are no waiting line, and each room has an iPod that’s pre-programmed with your favorite music (I wonder if they change the earbuds). The entire hotel is to make you feel like you’re “sleeping with art.” In the bathrooms, there is a see-through waterfall that doubles as urinal. While you’re peeing (males only), you can watch people in the main hallway. Imagine seeing someone you hate; you can piss on them.
[Via Courier Journal]
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submitted by Sang on 03.29.2006
We’ve all at one time or another given our best try at tongue twisters, have a look through this funny list and see how you do…
Randy wondered why Willie really wasn’t well.
Sam saw six shiny silver spoons.
Giddy gophers greedily gobble gooey goodies.
Slippery slimy snakes slide slowly.
Six shiny snails sighed sadly.
Pretty Patty Piggy pickles plump pink peppers.
Cheryl say Cher’s sheer shawl Sunday.
Six seals slick sick seals.
How much dope could the dope dealer deal if the dope dealer could deal dope?
Sheep shouldn’t sleep in shacks.
I slitted a sheet, a sheet i slit now i sit on the sheet i slit.
I wish I had an Irish wrist watch to watch on my Irish wrist.
Stick a sticker where its sticky where a sticker once was stuck.
She sells sea shells by the sea shore
Sure, the ship’s ship-shape sir!
Does the wristwatch shop shut soon?
Try saying these 10 times fast…
Caution Golfers Crossing
Sun Shine City
Toy Boat
Unique New York
Mixed Biscuits
Red Leather, Yellow Leather
Ship Shape Shitheads
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submitted by Sang on 03.28.2006
A German man today was test driving a Ferrari 360 Modena that he was planning to buy when he spots a pretty woman. Try to impress her, he put his foot on the pedal, and consequently, he hit a tree, road sign, fence, and finally a lamppost.
Reminds me of something that happened to me last week. I was, hypothetically, “the woman,” and I caused a string of accidents involving hot lingerie models. 
[Via ananova]
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submitted by Sang on 03.28.2006
According to a study from Pennsylvania State University, men who feel good about their looks are more likely to engage is risky sexual behaviors such as not wearing a condom.
The women, on the other hand, are less likely to engage is risky sex if they feel good about their body.
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submitted by Sang on 03.28.2006
Some parents in the Deer Lakes School District are complaining because ninth grade students who are supposed to be helping with a nursery school are making inappropriate male body parts with the play-doh.
Oh, the joy of hormones.
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submitted by Sang on 03.28.2006
All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in flight “safety lecture” and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:
On a Southwest flight (SW has no assigned seating, you just sit where you want) passengers were apparently having a hard time choosing, when a flight attendant announced, “People, people we’re not picking out furniture here, find a seat and get in it!”
On a Continental Flight with a very “senior” flight attendant crew, the pilot said, “Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants.”
On landing, the stewardess said, “Please be sure to take all of your belongings. If you’re going to leave anything, please make sure it’s something we’d like to have.
“There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane”
“Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride.”
As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Ronald Reagan, a lone voice came over the loudspeaker: “Whoa, big fella. WHOA!”
After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in Memphis, a flight attendant on a Northwest flight announced, “Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as hell everything has shifted.”
From a Southwest Airlines employee: “Welcome aboard Southwest Flight 245 to Tampa. To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seat belt; and, if you don’t know how to operate one, you probably shouldn’t be out in public unsupervised.”
“In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with more than one small child, pick your favorite.”
“Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but we’ll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you, or your money, more than Southwest Airlines.”
“Your seat cushions can be used for flotation; and, in the event of an emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments.”
“As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. But please do not leave children or spouses.”
And from the pilot during his welcome message: “Delta Airlines is pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry. Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight!”
Heard on Southwest Airlines just after a very hard landing in Salt Lake City: The flight attendant came on the intercom and said, “That was quite a bump, and I know what y’all are thinking. I’m here to tell you it wasn’t the airline’s fault, it wasn’t the pilot’s fault, it wasn’t the flight attendant’s fault, it was the asphalt.”
Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy day: During the final approach, the Captain was really having to fight it. After an extremely hard landing, the Flight Attendant said, “Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Amarillo. Please remain in your seats with your seat belts fastened while the Captain taxis what’s left of our airplane to the gate!”
Another flight attendant’s comment on a less than perfect landing: “We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal.”
An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the Passengers exited, smile, and give them a “Thanks for flying our airline.” He said that, in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment. Finally everyone had gotten off except for a little old lady walking with a cane. She said, “Sir, do you mind if I ask you a question?” “Why, no, Ma’am,” said the pilot. What is it?” The little old lady said, “Did we land, or were we shot down?”
After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the attendant came on with, “Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Capt. Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, well open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal.”
Part of a flight attendant’s arrival announcement: “We’d like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you’ll think of US Airways.”
Heard on a Southwest Airline flight. “Ladies and gentlemen, if you wish to smoke, the smoking section on this airplane is on the wing and if you can light’em, you can smoke’em.”
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, “Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax… OH, MY GOD!” Silence followed, and after a few minutes the captain came back on the intercom and said, “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!” A passenger in Coach yelled, “That’s nothing. You should see the back of mine!”
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submitted by Sang on 03.28.2006
Is it a miracle? In Illinois, people are trying to catch a glimpse of what some believe is an apparition of the Virgin Mary. Hundreds of people have flocked to an Interstate bridge after a five-year-old boy spotted the image. During the daytime, nothing’s visible. But at night, believers say the Virgin Mary lights up. Some witnesses videotaped it. They say the image flickers in and out.
Site includes picture.
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