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submitted by Sang on 03.25.2006 in Jokes/Puns

So Mel Gibson decides to make a movie about the life and times of various composers.

Seeking out big actors he calls up Robert De Niro and asks him who he would like to play.

De Niro thinks for a minute and says “Well I kind of like Beethoven’s badass attitude, so I’ll be Beethoven.”

Next he calls up Dustin Hoffman and asks the same question.

Hoffman replies, “I’ll be Mozart.”

Then Mel Gibson calls up Arnold Swarchenegger and asks him what composer he would like to play.

Swarchenegger replies, “I’ll be Bach.”

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