submitted by Sang on 03.23.2006 in Jokes
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him, “What is wrong with you?”
Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to.
God said he was going to give him a companion and it would be a woman.
He said, “This person will cook for you and wash your clothes; she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you’ve had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give you love and compassion whenever needed.”
Adam asked God: “What will a woman like this cost?”
God said, “An arm and a leg.”
Adam said, “What can I get for just a rib?”
The rest is history.
Related posts:
- Adam and Eve’s First Time
- God’s Gift to Men
- Left Over Gifts
- Man Show: Sensei Adam Teaches Karate
- The Best of Mayor Adam West
(1 votes, average: 5 out of 5)
Loading ...
Sangent is a site that delivers entertainment in the form of videos, games, and images. Videos are posted to the front page about 5 - 9 times a day. 
Leave a Reply