Sangent

submitted by Sang on 03.21.2006 in Jokes

“The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.”
-Thomas Szasz

“When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.”
-George Bernard Shaw

“To be stupid and selfish and to have good health are the three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, the others are useless.”
-Gustave Flaubert

“Sure the people are stupid: the human race is stupid. Sure Congress is an inefficient instrument of government. But the people are not stupid enough to abandon representative government for any other kind, including government by the guy who knows.”
-Bernard Devoto

“There is no cure for stupid wives and willful children.”
-Chinese proverb

“A clever wife often sleeps with a stupid husband.”
-Chinese proverb

“Unless one pretends to be stupid and deaf, it is difficult to be a mother-in-law or father-in-law.”
-Chinese proverb

“The ugly and the stupid have the best of it in this world. They can sit at their ease and gape at the play. If they know nothing of victory, they are at least spared the knowledge of defeat.”
-Oscar Wilde

“You even called me stupid in your verse, and I’m almost agreeing, for where stupidity is involved, you are quite an expert, friend.”
-Franz Grillparzer

“Only in Britain could it be thought a defect to be ‘too clever by half.’ The probability is that too many people are too stupid by three-quarters.”
-John Major

“You have to believe in God before you can say there are things that man was not meant to know. I don’t think there’s anything man wasn’t meant to know. There are just some stupid things that people shouldn’t do.”
-David Cronenberg

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