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submitted by Sang on 03.21.2006 in Jokes

“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”
-Oscar Wilde

“One always has the idea of a stupid man as perfectly healthy and ordinary, and of illness as making one refined and clever and unusual.”
-Thomas Mann

“The only thing that ever consoles man for the stupid things he does is the praise he always gives himself for doing them.”
-Oscar Wilde

“I had rather be an oyster than a man, the most stupid and senseless of animals.”
-George Berkeley

“It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.”
-George Bernard Shaw

“We have no words for speaking of wisdom to the stupid. He who understands the wise is wise already.”
-G.C. Lichtenberg

“There are only two races on this planet-the intelligent and the stupid.”
-John Fowles

“Between a fellow who is stupid and honest and one who is smart and crooked, I will take the first. I won’t get much out of him, but with that other guy I can’t keep what I’ve got.”
-Gen Lewis B Hershey, Director, Selective Service System

“One must be a little foolish, if one does not want to be even more stupid.”
-Michel de Montaigne

“I like to think of my behavior in the sixties as a ‘learning experience.’ Then again, I like to think of anything stupid I’ve done as a ‘learning experience.’ It makes me feel less stupid.”
-P.J. O’Rourke

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