Redneck Lawyer | Sangent - The Daily Ramblings

submitted by Sang on 03.20.2006

A farmer asked a friend to recommend an attorney to defend him against a charge of bestiality. “I know a great trial lawyer,” the fellow said, “but he’s expensive and doesn’t know how to pick a jury. I know another lawyer,” he continued, “who’s not a great trial lawyer, but he’s cheap and really knows how to pick a jury.”

The farmer settled on the cheap attorney, but immediately had second thoughts when the key witness, a neighbor, began his testimony. “I saw Jud mount his goat from behind,” he said, “and when he was finished, I saw the goat turn around and lick Jud’s pecker.”

The accused farmer was devastated and had all but given up hope of acquittal when a juror in overalls whispered to the fellow next to him, “You know, a good goat will do that.”