submitted by Sang on 03.20.2006 in Jokes
Q: What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
A: Brown-bagging it.
Q: What’s the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
A: No one else wants it.
Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
A: So brunettes can remember them.
Q: What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
A: Invisible.
Q: What’s a brunette’s mating call?
A: “Has the blonde left yet?”
Q: What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
A: The invitation
Q: What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A: A hostage
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March 21st, 2006 at 18:58:37
Well, that goes to show all you blondes who dyed your hair BRUNETTE! And why is the shampoo called “BRILLIANT” Brunette? Bah. Brunette jokes not as funny/mean as blonde jokes. I’d rather be a brunette in a forced marriage than a blonde with a venereal disease.
March 21st, 2006 at 19:48:52
because the primery and secondary definitions of brilliant deal with color and brightness…not intelligence.
http://www.answers.com/main/ntquery?gwp=13&s=brilliant
July 28th, 2006 at 22:12:30
yall are just jelouse that blondes are more intellegent and it is call brilliant brunette to make yall feel better and the only reason blondes dye their hair brown is because yall are trying to take over our hair color…look in any store the blonde hair dye is gone before brunette… and it isnt because our hair turns gray! whats wrong cant take a little joke?—–this is to jess!